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Top 6 Songs from the TV Show Steven Universe

We’re big fans of the Cartoon Network show Steven Universe and the following are the Top 6 songs from Steven Universe, but first, here’s a little bit about the show!

About The Show

Steven Universe is a 14 year old boy, and a half-human, half-Crystal Gem. Greg Universe and Rose Quartz are his mom and dad, and Rose Quartz was the former leader of The Crystal Gems. Being partly human and partly gem, Steven bridges the gap between the two worlds, and is the best of friends with Garnet, Amethyst, and Pearl.

The four of them embark on the greatest of adventures and meet many friends along the way, including Steven’s human friend Connie; Lars, who works at The Big Donut; Greg Universe, Steven’s dad; Sadie Miller, who works at The Big Donut with Lars; and eventually Peridot, who used to be a Homeworld Gem who ends up spending a lot of time with the Crystal Gems.

Other families who live in Beach City include the Pizza family, the Fryman family, Mayor Dewey’s family, and Sour Cream’s family. The Crystal Gems help Steven to grow and become more comfortable with himself being the first one of his kind, being both human and Gem. Their group learns many lessons and have many laughs, and at the end of every day they remain their own little family and love one another more than anything. Through all of the lessons they learn, the also make a lot of good (and sometimes comedic) music. Below are our Top 6 favorite songs from Steven Universe!


1. Steven Universe Extended Opening Theme Song

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In this extended version of the Steven Universe theme song, we hear the first song Steven wrote on his ukulele. It introduces himself and his friends, his town, and a little bit about it to a catchy and upbeat tune. It is an irresistible melody, and you can’t help but smile when he proclaims that they’ll “win the fight and then go out for pizzas!!” Genuine yet lighthearted, the extended theme song is one of our favorites.


2. Life & Death & Love & Birth Song

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The Life and Death and Love and Birth Song asks simply: “Is there anything that’s worth more than life and death and love and birth and peace and war on the planet earth?” The answer? There’s probably not anything worth more than peace and love on a planet earth where Steven Universe is involved!


3. Ruby and Sapphire’s Fusion Song: The Answer

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The question of how Ruby and Sapphire finally fused to create Garnet is finally answered in this song. Ruby and Sapphire sing together about how it wasn’t quite either of them responsible for the fusion, it was the two of them together that made something entirely new and beautiful.


4. Be Wherever You Are

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Another original tune by Steven on his ukulele, “Be Wherever You Are” is a tune he serenades Lars and Sadie with as we watch the high and low points of their relationship as Steven third wheels their date. Steven poses a question that is probably one we could all consider these days: “Why don’t you let yourself just be wherever you are?”


5. Stronger Than You

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Garnet sings about how strong she and her fellow Crystal Gems are, and how they are stronger than the struggles and opponents they face. She is armed with patience and her powers and she lets her opponent Jasper know that she is stronger after Steven helps her reform as they fight on the Gem Warship. This song professes the power that can be found in partnership and teamwork.


6. Do It For Her

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Pearl and Connie sing this song as Pearl teaches Connie how to sword-fight while Steven looks on with star eyes. They sing about how Connie does her sword-fighting to protect herself, but more importantly to protect Steven, whom she adores. Steven realizes the gravity of Connie’s dedication to him at the end of the song, when her and Pearl bow down before him, further pledging their allegiance.


Though some of these songs be silly, they all run the common thread of having love be a fulfilling and uniting force among this tight-knit group of friends. They are loyal to one another and that strengthens them in their pursuits as their bonds strengthen and they protect and entertain Beach City day after day.

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Laughing At Your Own Text, 20 Funny Statuses, Bot Trust

Laughing At Your Own Text

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20 Funny Statuses:

  1. Practice safe text – use commas and never miss a period.
  2. You’re one of those women that my mom warned me about…Here’s my number.
  3.  I look forward to paying off all my debt so I can get back to just being broke
  4. I thought my life would include more impromptu sing-alongs.
  5. I don’t drink water, unless it’s been through a brewery first.
  6. You say mystery bruise, I say drinking badge of honor.
  7. Figuring out that you’ll probably never figure it out is the first step of really figuring things out.
  8. A “Tap Out” sticker on your mini van still makes it a mini van.
  9. I will be thoroughly disappointed if the first human born on Mars isn’t named Marvin.
  10. The older I get the more I understand Squidward’s anger.
  11. I’m over the 30-day ab challenge. Is there a 30-day nap challenge I can take on?
  12. I could really go for a beer and a million dollars.
  13. I always found it a little counter productive when the teacher would say “Don’t get smart with me!”
  14. Unless you tripped and smacked your face on the treadmill, no one wants to hear about your workout.
  15. A “buttload” of underwear would be exactly one pair.
  16. Nothing tests that whole “for better or worse” thing like the question “does this look infected?”
  17. There was a glorious time, before social media, when you would just lose touch with people.
  18. OK. So I took the road less traveled. Now where the hell am I?
  19. I’ll go to great lengths to scavenge other devices for batteries, before I will go out to buy new ones.
  20. I’m really easy to get along with, once people learn to worship me.

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This Is Me Thinking About Thanksgiving, 20 Funny Statuses, Party Noisemakers In A Exhaust Pipe

This Is Me Thinking About Thanksgiving

this is me thinking about thanksgiving meme

Seriously though..

20 Funny Statuses:

  1. Just once I want my skills to be so urgently required that a helicopter is dispatched to pick me up.
  2. In a 500-day period I could theoretically meet someone, get married, have a baby, and get divorced–and yet I’d still be using the same box of Q-tips.
  3. I’m terribly conflicted when people I hate from work, bring cupcakes.
  4. No thanks, cardio, this pot of coffee will get my heart rate up just fine
  5. I don’t always have time to study, but when I do, I don’t.
  6. The location of your mailbox shows you how far away from your house you can be in a robe before you start looking like a mental patient.
  7. The boss keeps talking about a company 401k … I don’t think I can run that far.
  8. I’m not the friend you put on speaker phone.
  9. “Taking candy from a baby” would actually be a responsible thing to do.
  10. If you didn’t want me stopping by for cake, you shouldn’t have advertised your birthday with balloons & banner on your mailbox.
  11. Who named the walkie talkie and why isn’t the vacuum called the pushy sucky?
  12. I really would love to see two mimes arguing.
  13. I have never been guilty of taking the smaller pizza slice.
  14. Swearing: because sometimes “golly gee” and “meany” just don’t cut it.
  15. Fast way to mess up someones Knock Knock joke? “It’s open.”
  16. I don’t make mistakes too often, but when I do it’s your fault.
  17. My friends are weird. They keep vegetables in their beer crisper. Freaks
  18. I’m in a long distance relationship. Sure, some people refer to it as a restraining order, but still.
  19. Why do they ask you “Please press 1 for English, then put you with someone who’s accent is so thick you can’t understand them?
  20. How can I be expected to make life choices when I still use my fingers to count?

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Darth Vader’s Road Rage, 20 Funny Statuses, Sneeze Your Head Off

Darth Vader’s Road Rage

darth vader i find your lack of turn signal disturbing

Very disturbing.

20 Funny Statuses:

  1. My family is missing that gene that tells you when trash cans are full.
  2. I’m gonna have to get new pets, I’m running out of passwords.
  3. I don’t need a reason to enjoy a little wine. All I need is a glass.
  4. Friday the 13th is still better than Monday the whatever.
  5. Being a fat guy at McDonald’s is like being the muscle guy at the gym. People stay out of your way cause they know you mean business.
  6. I like to finish other people’s sentences because my version is better.
  7. You’re pretty cocky for someone with such a small … vocabulary.
  8. Taking shots of Tequila is just another way of saying, “I like where I wake up to always be a surprise.”
  9. This healthy diet thing is dangerous. I just cut myself peeling an apple. This would have never happened to me with a twinkie.
  10. I’m growing a mullet to test our friendship.
  11.  Don’t you hate when the whole bus is empty, but some guy sits right next to you? I know you do. That’s why I do it.
  12. I never cry over spilt milk. But, beer? That sh!t’s totally different.
  13. Why do we call it toilet paper? Does anyone wipe their toilet with it?
  14. Break the ice in a crowded elevator by asking how much everyone weighs.
  15. No one’s going to do it for you. It’s up to just you to make naps a priority in your life.
  16. I’m not lazy, I’m in energy saving mode.
  17. The hardest part of the job interview is knowing the best moment to lean in for the kiss.
  18. I’m absolutely positive I’d accidentally kill myself within 3 minutes of owning a light saber.
  19. Life is too short to match socks.
  20. I hope your day is as nice as your butt.

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26 points

Woke Up Motivated, 20 Funny Statuses, Simon Pegg Pranks Twitter

Woke Up Motivated…

woke up motivated to do my job today and it's gone south park

Like dust in the wind..

20 Funny Statuses:

  1. That prince in Sleeping Beauty doesn’t get enough credit for kissing someone who hadn’t brushed her teeth in forever.
  2. Just moisturized my hands and now I can’t get out of the bathroom. Send help.
  3. My house has really let itself go.
  4. like wearing glasses because I like to dramatically remove them before I say something profound. Doing that with contacts doesn’t have the same effect.
  5. My relationship with whiskey has been on the rocks lately.
  6. My dream job would be the Karma delivery service.
  7. The bills are washed, the dishes are paid, the laundry’s in the oven. I’m going to bed.
  8. If someone starts a sentence with “words can’t express,” brace yourself, because they’re about to give it a hell of a try anyway.
  9. My pet unicorn told me that I was being delusional again.
  10. My favorite outdoor activity is going back inside.
  11. Making fun of someone you’re angry with is childish. Be an adult and hit them with your car, instead.
  12. The girl on the flyer is never at the club.
  13. Settle down joggers at red lights, settle down.
  14. The good thing about Facebook is if someone gets on your nerves enough, you can make them cease to exist in your world and you don’t even have to hide a body.
  15. The coolest tourist attraction in the world is the Sistine Chapel, because it’s full of ceiling fans.
  16. It’s what’s on the inside that counts, unless you’re talking about one of those hollow chocolate bunnies.
  17. Never go to bed angry. Stay awake and plot revenge.
  18. “I’m definitely going to do that tomorrow.” — Me being delusional
  19. I have this empty feeling inside of me. Wait, there’s my drink.
  20. For an “adult” bookstore, this place has a LOT of picture books.

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Baffled Boxer, 20 Funny Statuses, Death Sails

Baffled Boxer

baffled dog how the hell do you still have the ball

20 Funny Statuses:

  1. f puppies could talk I would never even want to try and make human friends ever again.
  2. Shout out to weathermen telling us the barometric pressure like we know what the hell to do with that information.
  3. It’s called “Biscotti” because nobody would buy “chocolate covered croutons”.
  4. Whenever I have a panic attack, I put a brown paper bag over my mouth … and drink all the vodka inside … It seems to help
  5. I’m looking up in the sky and I have no idea which cloud has all my data
  6. Why are you showing me pictures of your kid if you have a dog?
  7. I wish my life had background music so I could figure out what the hell is going on.
  8. How about a T.V. show that just explains the backstory on all of the “For External Use Only” warning labels.
  9. I am not cut out for the CIA. All the opposing side would have to do is tickle me and I’d spill all our nation’s secrets.
  10. Sometimes I feel like a loser for spending so much time on Facebook. Then I remember there are people out there who comment on pornhub videos
  11. Considering that dogs pee to mark territory, they probably think humans are constantly battling over who gets to claim the toilet.
  12. “Make it rain” is the only appropriate response when asked if you want freshly grated parmesan.
  13. I do all of my ironing in the dryer.
  14. Ziploc’s idea of how big a sandwich should be is very different than mine.
  15. Has it ever occurred to optimists and pessimists that the glass is refillable?
  16. Big shoutout to whoever decided the ? and ! should be next to each other on an iPhone. That typo hasn’t made me look insane 10,000 times.
  17. When is National Slap a Co-worker Day? … Please say tomorrow
  18. I always dress up when I try to cook. The odds of me starting a fire are pretty high and I want to make sure I look good for the firemen.
  19. Got interrupted downloading the new version of iTunes by a pop up that asked if I wanted to download the even newer version of iTunes.
  20. I wonder how often I’ve narrowly avoided death without even noticing.

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20 points

When People Argue On Social Networks, 20 Funny Statuses, Halloween Prank

When People Argue On Social Networks…

when people argue over social networks

Get the popcorn… this is going to be a good one!

20 Funny Statuses:

  1. I’d like to give a big shout-out to all my hard of hearing friends!
  2. If you’re an astronaut, and you don’t end a relationship with “look, I just need space..” then your wasting everyones time.
  3. I’m more confused than a valet parking attendant at a Mary Kay convention.
  4. Whoever said “What goes around, comes around”, never passed around a bag of Doritos………………….
  5. You know that confused look that old people get when looking at new technology? I’m like that, but with salad.
  6. My parents never allowed violent video games. Just family-friendly board games with questions like, “Who murdered this guy with a pipe?”
  7. You know you’re getting old when you have to have a drink to motivate you to go out & have a drink.
  8. If we’re in a situation where I am the “voice of reason,” then we are in a very very bad situation.
  9. People who cook Hot Pockets in the oven, Where are you getting all this free time?
  10. If it walks like a duck and talks like a duck, you’re drunk. Ducks don’t talk.
  11. Whenever I see people lined up outside a club on Friday night, I just think “look at all these poor people who don’t know Netflix exists.”
  12. “Teeter Totter” is the silliest name for toddler catapults.
  13. I would like to give thanks to the brave men and women who died a long time ago tasting which plants were edible and which plants were not.
  14. I just wish the automatic paper towel dispensers were half as sensitive as the automatic flushers.
  15. I really like compliments but I don’t want anyone talking to me…
  16. If you watched a person cut a piece of wood, would that be sawed or seen?
  17. Google maps should have a “Scenic!” route option for when we’re not in a hurry and just want to enjoy the ride.
  18. To get laid is good. To get off is good. To get laid off is bad.
  19. Behind every good selfie is approximately 47 nearly identical pictures that didn’t make the cut.
  20. I’m pretty sure putting time limits on when breakfast is served is unconstitutional.

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Halloween Prank

TRICK or treat!

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