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If you can’t convince them, confuse them.

July 11, 2017 by FunnyStatus Team

Top 6 Songs from the TV Show Steven Universe

January 20, 2016 by FSEdit@rs

We’re big fans of the Cartoon Network show Steven Universe and the following are the Top 6 songs from Steven Universe, but first, here’s a little bit about the show! About The Show Steven Universe is a 14 year old boy, and a half-human, half-Crystal Gem. Greg Universe and Rose Quartz are his mom and dad, and […]

Laughing At Your Own Text, 20 Funny Statuses, Bot Trust

October 21, 2015 by FunnyStatus Team

Laughing At Your Own Text Share if you crack yourself up! 20 Funny Statuses: Practice safe text – use commas and never miss a period. You’re one of those women that my mom warned me about…Here’s my number.  I look forward to paying off all my debt so I can get back to just being […]

This Is Me Thinking About Thanksgiving, 20 Funny Statuses, Party Noisemakers In A Exhaust Pipe

October 20, 2015 by FunnyStatus Team

this is me thinking about thanksgiving meme

This Is Me Thinking About Thanksgiving Seriously though.. 20 Funny Statuses: Just once I want my skills to be so urgently required that a helicopter is dispatched to pick me up. In a 500-day period I could theoretically meet someone, get married, have a baby, and get divorced–and yet I’d still be using the same […]

Darth Vader’s Road Rage, 20 Funny Statuses, Sneeze Your Head Off

October 19, 2015 by FunnyStatus Team

darth vader i find your lack of turn signal disturbing

Darth Vader’s Road Rage Very disturbing. 20 Funny Statuses: My family is missing that gene that tells you when trash cans are full. I’m gonna have to get new pets, I’m running out of passwords. I don’t need a reason to enjoy a little wine. All I need is a glass. Friday the 13th is […]

Woke Up Motivated, 20 Funny Statuses, Simon Pegg Pranks Twitter

October 19, 2015 by FunnyStatus Team

woke up motivated to do my job today and it's gone south park

Woke Up Motivated… Like dust in the wind.. 20 Funny Statuses: That prince in Sleeping Beauty doesn’t get enough credit for kissing someone who hadn’t brushed her teeth in forever. Just moisturized my hands and now I can’t get out of the bathroom. Send help. My house has really let itself go. like wearing glasses […]

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