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Top 6 Songs from the TV Show Steven Universe
We’re big fans of the Cartoon Network show Steven Universe and the following are the Top 6 songs from Steven Universe, but first, here’s a little bit about the show! About The Show Steven Universe is a 14 year old boy, and a half-human, half-Crystal Gem. Greg Universe and Rose Quartz are his mom and dad, and […]
Laughing At Your Own Text, 20 Funny Statuses, Bot Trust
Laughing At Your Own Text Share if you crack yourself up! 20 Funny Statuses: Practice safe text – use commas and never miss a period. You’re one of those women that my mom warned me about…Here’s my number. I look forward to paying off all my debt so I can get back to just being […]
This Is Me Thinking About Thanksgiving, 20 Funny Statuses, Party Noisemakers In A Exhaust Pipe
This Is Me Thinking About Thanksgiving Seriously though.. 20 Funny Statuses: Just once I want my skills to be so urgently required that a helicopter is dispatched to pick me up. In a 500-day period I could theoretically meet someone, get married, have a baby, and get divorced–and yet I’d still be using the same […]
Darth Vader’s Road Rage, 20 Funny Statuses, Sneeze Your Head Off
Darth Vader’s Road Rage Very disturbing. 20 Funny Statuses: My family is missing that gene that tells you when trash cans are full. I’m gonna have to get new pets, I’m running out of passwords. I don’t need a reason to enjoy a little wine. All I need is a glass. Friday the 13th is […]
Woke Up Motivated, 20 Funny Statuses, Simon Pegg Pranks Twitter
Woke Up Motivated… Like dust in the wind.. 20 Funny Statuses: That prince in Sleeping Beauty doesn’t get enough credit for kissing someone who hadn’t brushed her teeth in forever. Just moisturized my hands and now I can’t get out of the bathroom. Send help. My house has really let itself go. like wearing glasses […]