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This Is Me Thinking About Thanksgiving, 20 Funny Statuses, Party Noisemakers In A Exhaust Pipe

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    This Is Me Thinking About Thanksgiving

    this is me thinking about thanksgiving meme

    Seriously though..

    20 Funny Statuses:

    1. Just once I want my skills to be so urgently required that a helicopter is dispatched to pick me up.
    2. In a 500-day period I could theoretically meet someone, get married, have a baby, and get divorced–and yet I’d still be using the same box of Q-tips.
    3. I’m terribly conflicted when people I hate from work, bring cupcakes.
    4. No thanks, cardio, this pot of coffee will get my heart rate up just fine
    5. I don’t always have time to study, but when I do, I don’t.
    6. The location of your mailbox shows you how far away from your house you can be in a robe before you start looking like a mental patient.
    7. The boss keeps talking about a company 401k … I don’t think I can run that far.
    8. I’m not the friend you put on speaker phone.
    9. “Taking candy from a baby” would actually be a responsible thing to do.
    10. If you didn’t want me stopping by for cake, you shouldn’t have advertised your birthday with balloons & banner on your mailbox.
    11. Who named the walkie talkie and why isn’t the vacuum called the pushy sucky?
    12. I really would love to see two mimes arguing.
    13. I have never been guilty of taking the smaller pizza slice.
    14. Swearing: because sometimes “golly gee” and “meany” just don’t cut it.
    15. Fast way to mess up someones Knock Knock joke? “It’s open.”
    16. I don’t make mistakes too often, but when I do it’s your fault.
    17. My friends are weird. They keep vegetables in their beer crisper. Freaks
    18. I’m in a long distance relationship. Sure, some people refer to it as a restraining order, but still.
    19. Why do they ask you “Please press 1 for English, then put you with someone who’s accent is so thick you can’t understand them?
    20. How can I be expected to make life choices when I still use my fingers to count?

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