Babies Are Too STINKIN’ Cute
20 Funny Statuses:
- I hope manners is the next cool trend.
- I’m on this great new diet where I spend all my grocery money on strippers.
- I can not be held responsible for what my face does when you talk.
- Apparently taking a nap does not qualify as “doing some undercover work”
- Life tip: if someone comes out of a bathroom sweating, do not go in that bathroom.
- People, like prescription drugs, should have to list the side effects they’re likely to cause.
- You know you’re broke when your bank flags deposits as suspicious activity.
- Plot twist: WebMD says you’re just thirsty
- You never know how dirty a song’s lyrics are until you hear a child sing them.
- I’m that friend you have to explain to people before you introduce me… And apologize for after.
- Put on my workout clothes before going to the donut store just to give the impression I earned this.
- Show me, on this cat calendar, how long it’s been since you’ve had a date?
- Porn teaches kids an unhealthy and unrealistic idea of how quickly a plumber will come to your house.
- You’re only young once but you can be immature forever!
- My parents say I was an unplanned child, which probably explains why my life isn’t going to plan.
- If you can afford a gym membership, you can afford deodorant.
- I wish some people’s cardio exercise consisted of running into traffic.
- Who decided that we should sit together in groups while we chew food?
- Waldo’s mom must be worried sick.
- My therapist recommended I quit growling at people…
What Is In The Box?
Does he even know there is a box?
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