20 Funny Statuses 1. With all the technology available now, you’d think they’d have found a way to grow apples without those little stickers. 2. That awkward moment when the guy who discovered milk had to explain what he was doing to the cow. 3. My smoke detectors are always cheering me on for being […]
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Life Is Short, 20 Funny Statuses, Tha Flippa Remix
Life Is Short… Mind Blown… 20 Funny Statuses: It’s 2015, why cant you unselect a floor in an elevator yet? You know you are old when your parties have glasses instead of red plastic cups. I always scratch off the “Plus One” option on wedding invitations are replace it with “Drinking for two” The ultimate […]
A Man’s Band-Aid, 20 Funny Statuses, SCARE Crow Prank
Jack Daniel’s – A Man’s Band-Aid 20 Funny Statuses: If I lean to the left. I am not trying to whisper in your ear. I’m married. I’m gonna fart. As an adult, I’m not eating nearly as much ice cream as 10 year old me thought I would. My cat’s gonna be homeless unless he […]
Babies Are Too STINKIN’ Cute, 20 Funny Statuses, What Is In The Box?
Babies Are Too STINKIN’ Cute 20 Funny Statuses: I hope manners is the next cool trend. I’m on this great new diet where I spend all my grocery money on strippers. I can not be held responsible for what my face does when you talk. Apparently taking a nap does not qualify as “doing some […]
Robert Mugabe Comes In Like A Wrecking Ball, 20 Funny Statuses, Ready-Set-Burn Out
Robert Mugabe Comes In Like A Wrecking Ball 20 Funny Statuses: Don`t you know it`s rude to talk while I`m interrupting? I’m a smart person, I just do stupid things. Dogs have masters. Cats have staff. Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you […]
Edna Made Knows Best, 20 Funny Statuses, Jimmy Fallon’s Good Burger
Edna Made Knows Best Madonna should’ve listened to Edna Made! 20 Funny Statuses: If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of payments The quickest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it back in your pocket. Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They […]