Make your weekend last, share these… 20 Best Status Updates: That awkward moment when you get mad at someone, slam the door then realize you forgot something and you have to go back. Is it just me or do mirrors look really sexy? Writing an essay requires at least one Facebook break. Some people are […]
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Million Dollar Winner, Cat Wink, and Best Funny Status Updates
Get more LIKEs, share these… Best Funny Status Updates for Facebook: Dreams are just the brain’s Screensavers. When I was a kid, I hated going to bed. Now I cherish every hour of sleep. I wanted to try out my Spanish skills, so why not the Spanish version of instructions at the ATM, but then […]
2-Year Old Trick Shots, Husky Hoodie, and Best Status Updates
One of these will make you laugh… 20 Best Status Updates on Facebook: I’m really good at tripping over things that don’t exist. Never trouble trouble until trouble troubles you. I wish I could just “like” a text so I don’t have to respond. Breaking News: Baby found in the middle of the Meteorite crash […]
Phone Returned, Jamming, & Best Status Updates
Score more likes, share these… 20 of the Best Status Updates for Facebook: 99% of relationships involve tolerating how weird the other person is. Never sit down in front of the computer while having breakfast because when you get up it’ll be dinner time. I realize most old people have to watch their budget, but […]
Kitty Vs. Toy, Smiling Dog, & Best Status Updates
Step your LIKEs up, share these… Best Facebook Status Updates this week: I’m constantly looking at my phone like it has the answers to all life’s problems. Love in 2013 means answering each other’s texts immediately. Sneaking your seatbelt on slowly when you see a cop. I think if my phone were to say “I’m […]
Dubstep Bird, Taco Bell, & Best Status Updates
This week on Facebook… Best Facebook Status Updates: Dinosaurs were just lies fed to us to cover up the existence of Pokemon. Some of us learn from the mistakes of others. The rest of us have to be the others. I just fell down the stairs holding a guitar and accidentally wrote a One Direction […]