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Teach Dog to Drive, SnowMailMan, and Best Status Updates

December 6, 2012 by FunnyStatus Team

Get likes galore, share these… 20 Best Status Updates Today on Facebook: If you choose to always make it all about you, that’s precisely who you’ll end up with. (InstaStatus via: Funny Status iPhone App  5★ Ratings) Money can’t buy happiness but it sure buys a lot of distractions. Today I realized that Mario is definitely a […]

EPIC Timeline Cover, Stealth Ninja, and Best Status Updates

November 30, 2012 by FunnyStatus Team

Recap of the week’s Best statuses… Best Status Updates on Facebook: If you and your best friend don’t have at least one night in your past that you vow to never discuss, you’re not best friends. ( 100K+ Statuses: Funny Status iPhone App  5★ Ratings) Life doesn’t come with instructions, so why live as if it also […]

Epic Comedian, School Cheetah, and Best Statuses

November 21, 2012 by FunnyStatus Team

Here’s the breakdown… Best Status Updates on Facebook this week: You know what’s more annoying than cops? People who buy old refurbished cop cars and keep the spotlight attached. We all hate you. ( 100K+ Statuses: Funny Status iPhone App  5★ Ratings) I don’t agree with your opinion, but I respect its straightforwardness in terms of wrongness. […]

Scaredy Cat, Ewok Dog, and Best Status Updates

September 13, 2012 by FunnyStatus Team

Get more likes, share these… Best Facebook Status Updates this week: The awkward moment when you’re not sure if something is your actual memory or if your brain made it up.  (*New* iPhone App: Funny Status 2  5★ Ratings) Truth is, it’s not a “long story”…  I’m just too damn lazy to explain it. Babies need an […]

Golf Cart Jump, Bear Yawning, and Interesting Status Posts

August 2, 2012 by FunnyStatus Team

Step your Facebook game up, share these… Interesting Status Updates for Facebook: Everyone has that one friend who treats their Facebook status like their therapist.  ( Funny Status iPhone App ★★★★★) Best part about staying up late = total absence of morning people. Notice how writers don’t rewrite books, how about we stop remaking movies. Tripping over an object, […]

Trampoline Foxes, Dawwww, & Best Facebook Statuses

July 27, 2012 by FunnyStatus Team

Impress your friends, with these…. Top Status Updates of this week: LIKE if you hate when you… say something funny & then someone says it louder & gets the credit. ( Funny Status iPhone App ★★★★★) DO THIS NOW: Type “find chuck norris” into Google and hit “I’m feeling lucky”. Me without you is like a sneaker without […]

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