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Best Facebook Status Updates this week:
- The awkward moment when you’re not sure if something is your actual memory or if your brain made it up. (*New* iPhone App: Funny Status 2 5★ Ratings)
- Truth is, it’s not a “long story”… I’m just too damn lazy to explain it.
- Babies need an “Airplane Mode”.
- The new iPhone 5 will totally revolutionize the way I send all of your calls straight to voicemail.
- I used to sing ” A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, ELEMENO, P”
- Admit it, sometimes you laugh when you shouldn’t.
- Good times + Crazy friends = Amazing memories. ♥
- Laughing at your own texts before you send them because you’re so damn funny. (As seen on Funny Status Fan Page )
- Always give your girlfriend more than she gives you. You are the man, the provider. Keep that status with her.
- People change, and all too often they become the person they said they will never be.
- “Wow, you look good today!” is not a compliment if it comes with a genuinely surprised look.
- Can’t wait for the new iPhone 5. I’ve had this mint condition, perfectly good, antique iPhone 4 for over a year now. Embarrassing.
- I wish my bladder had a snooze button.
- My past is my past, it made me who I am, I have no regrets, wouldn’t change a thing. I just don’t live there anymore.
- ✔ Food ✔ Bed ✔ Music ✔ Facebook ✔ Instagram ✔ Cellphone = Perfect day. ☺/
- I can’t believe I work this hard to be this poor. (VIA Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff )
- That awkward moment when you’re supposed to be cleaning your room and you put on music and it turns into a dance party for one.
Now that is one epic dog costume! Post to your newsfeed for tons of likes & comments.
Kitty Is Scared By The Mirror, Hilarity Ensues…
Really really really cute 🙂 That is some heart melting cuteness right there.
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