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Popular Status Updates for Facebook this week:
- Ladies, stop saying “All Guys are the same”…all the guys YOU LIKE are the same, don’t blame all of us because you’re into douche-bags. (*New* iPhone App: Funny Status 2 5★ Ratings)
- Go to Google, type in “50 Most Popular Women”, Click on the first link, check out #7, Laugh.
- At exactly 12 minutes, 12 secs after 12 o’ clock on December 12th, the time will be 12:12:12, 12/12/12. This won’t happen again before 2112.
- I love being single until I see a happy couple and start thinking about what I’m missing out on.
- A rejected high five is one of the biggest insults ever.
- Anything unrelated to elephants is irrelephants.
- I don’t have a problem with idiots… I have a problem with the fact they they have an internet connection. (As seen on Funny Status Fan Page )
- I don’t ever want to hear a guy ask why girls always go to the bathroom in big groups. Hermione Granger went to the bathroom by herself, and was attacked by a troll.
- You never realize how weird your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.
- Screw: ❒ You ❒ Me ✔ Off!
- The names of characters in Inception are: Dom, Robert, Eames, Arthur, Mal and Saito. Note the first letters. Mind = Inceptionally blown.
- Hi, I’m from the Government. If you think your problems are bad, just wait till you see our solutions.
- I hate when I’m trying to be handsome and a more handsome man stands next to me and handsomes much harder than I can. (VIA Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff )
- I need Google in my brain and Anti-Virus in my heart.
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This Sheep Screams Like a Human:
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