Collective Soul Cat, Please Play With Me, and Funny Statuses

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Funny Status Updates for Facebook:

  • When you judge people based on their expressions, that’s facial profiling.  (*New* iPhone App: Funny Status 2  5★ Ratings)
  • That awkward moment when you think someone is ignoring you when in reality you just didn’t press send
  • .fi yuo cna raed tihs whit no porlbem, yuo aer smrat. liek fi yuo aer smrat.
  • We all have that one creepy neighbor that never comes out of their house.
  • If you’re a 90′s kid, you’re not really a kid anymore.“Everything happens for a reason.”
  • No you just screwed up.Love today, forget yesterday and believe in a better tomorrow.
  • Facebook is the reason why my work is not done.It takes patience to listen but it takes skill to pretend you are actually listening.  (As seen on Funny Status Fan Page )
  • I hate how after an argument I think of really clever stuff I should have said.
  • When I’m ignoring a phone call, the phone seems to ring far longer than usual.
  • Keep your heels, head, and standards high.
  • Everything you want, comes with a price.
  • Eating cheese before going to bed can help improve sleep quality.
  • “If you don’t have enemies, you don’t have character.” -Paul Newman
  • In awkward situations, we all pretend to text.
  • Silence is the best answer to a stupid question.
  • No matter how awesome smart phones games get, the classic Nokia Snake game will always be the best.  (VIA Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff )
  • Unfriended me? Wow, you sure showed me.

Please Play With Me:

Cute cat beckons karma.

Ok that is just unequivocally adorable. You must share these eyes right now. SHARE SHARE SHARE (Source: imgur)

Collective Soul Kitty:

Now that Kitty right there has some SOUL! Share Collective Soul Cat with the rest of the Facebook world by sharing it.

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