Epic Comedian, School Cheetah, and Best Statuses

Here’s the breakdown…

Best Status Updates on Facebook this week:

  1. You know what’s more annoying than cops? People who buy old refurbished cop cars and keep the spotlight attached. We all hate you. ( 100K+ Statuses: Funny Status iPhone App  5★ Ratings)
  2. I don’t agree with your opinion, but I respect its straightforwardness in terms of wrongness.
  3. Enjoy the little things in life, because one day, you’ll look back and realize that they were actually big things.
  4. If men saw the crazy positions women get into to shave our legs they would demand kinkier sex.
  5. Would a transformer buy life insurance or car insurance? (Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page )
  6. Happiness is about choice and perspective. We cannot choose what happens but we can choose our reaction.
  7. Like a good neighbor, I don’t really care.
  8. I often worry that mankind is going to start World War III soley because we enjoy trilogies.
  9. Some of you people are raising the next generation of human beings. That’s a little scary for my liking.
  10. “Make the little things count”…you want me to teach midgets math?
  11. If pigs really could fly I bet their wings would taste delicious.
  12. Life is only as great as the risks you’re willing to take.
  13. Before Facebook we all had to lie about how happy we are in person.
  14. If Shrek can find love, so can you. What I’m trying to say is, you look like Shrek. (Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff ) 
  15. If the way you talk to someone isn’t the same as the way you talk about them, perhaps you should do neither.
  16. Many things give us joy in life, but not nearly as much joy as finding money in a parking lot.

The School Cheetah Meme:

School Cheetah

Haha, that would be both awesome and terrifying at the exact same time.

Epic Comedian Beat Boxing:

Bravo, it’s quite nice to see a comedian that can make you laugh every once in awhile. They are a rare breed these days 🙂 Pass it along & pay it forward.

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