Thanksgiving Status Updates, Facts, Pictures, Jokes, & Videos.

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Thanksgiving Status Updates for Facebook:

• Thanksgiving is for thanking, not shopping. ( 100K+ Statuses: Funny Status 2  5★ Ratings)
• Who wants to put on a bear costume and tear apart the tents of people camping outside a Best Buy for Black Friday?
• Why was the Thanksgiving soup so expensive? It had 14 carrots.
• Just bought a $300 dollar tent so I can camp outside Best Buy for 3 days to save $20 on a TV.
• Thanksgiving, man… Not a good day to be my pants.
• Some of us live thousands of miles away from our families and don’t get to be with them during the Holidays. Jealous?
• People assume when I yawn that I’ve lost interest in what they have to say but truth be told, I was never interested.
• What supermarket did the pilgrims visit to purchase their canned gelatin cranberry sauce? I want my Thanksgiving to be authentic.
• “The meal is not over when I’m full. The meal is over when I hate myself.” – Louis CK
• LIKE if you’re  still stuck at the Kid’s table.
• Turkey Stuffing? Ain’t nobody got thyme for that!
• I think it’s funny how everyone is suddenly thankful for everything just because its Thanksgiving.
• Ran outside in camo warpaint and a buckskin speedo. Shotgunned the neighbor’s inflatable turkey and yelled, “If it flys, it dies. Merica.”
• I plan on eating a lot of turkey tomorrow just so I can get some sleep.
• Today is wear your stretchiest pair of yoga pants day!
• FUN THANKSGIVING FACT: In Turkish, the bird we call a Turkey is called “Hindi” (“from India”). In India, it’s called “Peru.” In Arabic, the bird is called “Greek chicken”; in Greek it’s called “French chicken”; and in French it’s called “Indian chicken.” The bird is indigenous to none of these places.
• Having a small, quiet family dinner for Thanksgiving. Small, quiet families are easier to eat than large loud ones.
• Thanksgiving advice: Sit at the kids table for as many years as possible.
• Kanye West calls Thanksgiving You’re Welcome Day.
• Since everything is closed for Thanksgiving I’m going to drive around and park in all the good spots I never get.
• In honor of Thanksgiving… name one thing you are grateful for.

Tracing Turkeys, Kitty Style:

That’s just too adorable… must share.

Bonus Picture: Pet Reminder for Thanksgiving | Me at Thanksgiving Dinner

Reporting on Turkeys is Tough:

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TDNnNmgqhNI[/youtube]

Man, do I feel bad for her but…. that was hilarious!