Impress your friends, with these….
Top Status Updates of this week:
- LIKE if you hate when you… say something funny & then someone says it louder & gets the credit. ( Funny Status iPhone App ★★★★★)
- DO THIS NOW: Type “find chuck norris” into Google and hit “I’m feeling lucky”.
- Me without you is like a sneaker without laces, A Geek without braces, andasentencewithoutspaces.
- Life would be perfect if: Mondays were fun, junk food was healthy, drama didn’t exist, and goodbyes were only until tomorrow.
- Telling me to calm down is the easiest way to get me to freak the heck out.
- Careful girls, fat guys just wanna get inside your pantries.
- Have you ever just sat there and realized how weird you are? (Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page )
- Just remember that whatever you put up with, you end up with.
- Some people are such treasures that you really just wanna bury them.
- That awkward moment when you keep talking & you don`t realize your friend walked away.
- “Weed is Illegal” “Yeah, so is the music in your iPod.”
- If you don’t do stupid things while you’re young, you’ll have nothing to smile about when you’re old.
- We do not remember days, but we remember moments.
- Admit it. You get a small rush of happiness when your crush likes your Facebook picture or status.
- I can’t believe it’s 2012 and there is still no fold button on my dryer. (VIA Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff )
- That awkward moment when you’re telling your friend something hilarious and they are just like, ‘You already told me…’
Heart Melting Cuteness:
Dawwwwwwwwwww how adorable is that?!?! This is one cute pup!
Foxes jumping on a trampoline:
Something about trampolines is just universally lovable. Just glad to see these wild foxes out there having a good ole time! Share the love with your Facebook friends who could use some cheer in their life.