Trampoline Foxes, Dawwww, & Best Facebook Statuses

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  8. Just remember that whatever you put up with, you end up with.
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Heart Melting Cuteness:

Dawwwww this puppy is so cute.

Dawwwwwwwwwww how adorable is that?!?! This is one cute pup!

Foxes jumping on a trampoline:

Something about trampolines is just universally lovable. Just glad to see these wild foxes out there having a good ole time! Share the love with your Facebook friends who could use some cheer in their life.

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