EPIC Timeline Cover, Stealth Ninja, and Best Status Updates

Recap of the week’s Best statuses…

Best Status Updates on Facebook:

  1. If you and your best friend don’t have at least one night in your past that you vow to never discuss, you’re not best friends. ( 100K+ Statuses: Funny Status iPhone App  5★ Ratings)
  2. Life doesn’t come with instructions, so why live as if it also comes with rules?
  3. Dear Santa: I have been good for the past week or so. Lets just focus on that.
  4. I don’t care how old I am. If I lose my mother in a super market I’m going to panic.
  5. I wish sidewalks were trampolines.
  6. True friends greet each other with an insult.
  7. That awkward moment when you log on Facebook, it says 9:30pm.. you look 2 minutes later and it says 12:45am.
  8. If people could see the face I make when I read their Facebook status updates, they would probably unfriend me.
  9. Don’t base your decisions on the advice of people who don’t have to deal with the results.
  10. I’m not real good about sharing my feelings unless I hate you.
  11. Wonder what Facebook employees do to waste time at work?
  12. I just found a whip, a mask and handcuffs in my mom’s bedroom. I can’t believe it.. She’s a superhero!
  13. My boss pulled up in his new car today so I complimented him on it. He responded ” if you set your goals, work hard and execute, I can buy an even better one next year”
  14. You want to see a perfect relationship? Watch a movie.
  15. Anything you say will be used against you, in any argument, 10 months from now, because I’m a woman. And we never forget. Anything. Ever.
  16. I’m only a morning person on Christmas day.
  17. Honey Boo Boo’s mother has a boyfriend and you’re single… Just let that sink in.
  18. (._.) ( I: ) (.-.) ( :I ) (._.) They see me rollin’, they hatin’
  19. That awkward moment when someone’s voice doesn’t match their appearance.
  20. Who else does this ? 1. wets toothbrush 2. puts toothpaste on toothbrush 3. wets toothbrush again 4. starts brushing teeth

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Stealth Ninja…


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