One of these will make you laugh…
20 Best Status Updates on Facebook:
- I’m really good at tripping over things that don’t exist.
- Never trouble trouble until trouble troubles you.
- I wish I could just “like” a text so I don’t have to respond.
- Breaking News: Baby found in the middle of the Meteorite crash site, he is miraculously unharmed. Wrapped in what seems to be a red cape.
- I wish there was an ” I don’t get it button.”
- That awkward moment when you just want to relax a few minutes on your bed and suddenly wake up three hours later.
- Sometimes in life, all you really need is a lot of money.
- What if the light we see at the end of the tunnel when we die is really us just being pushed out of the womb into our next life?
- Wal-Mart: Because going to Target requires a shower.
- “I wasn’t that drunk!” “Dude, you held up my cat in the air and started singing The Circle of Life!”
- If it goes without saying, I’ll probably say it.
- If the caller I.D. reads ‘unavailable’, then so am I.
- If you’re in love with 2 people, pick the second one, If you really loved the 1st, you wouldn’t have fallen for the 2nd.
- People who describe things as “better than sex” are having the wrong kind of sex.
- When your computer asks “Are you sure?”, it’s because it still remembers all of the other bad decisions you’ve made.
- Everyone has the one mysterious toothbrush in the bathroom that nobody in your house uses or knows anything about.
- I can’t believe the plural of moose isn’t meese.
- Taco Cat spelled backwards is Taco Cat. Ruh roh.
- The cop at your front door is never a stripper when you need him to be.
- I could take 5 minutes at once and unsubscribe to all these newsletters but I’ll just continue to take 2 seconds to delete them everyday.
Husky in a Hoodie = Adorable
My heart just melted…. Must, share!
2-Year Old Trick Shot Video:
This kid needs to be drafted already. That is pretty amazing no matter what way you look at it. One talented 2year-old, right there 🙂