20 Funny Statuses 1. With all the technology available now, you’d think they’d have found a way to grow apples without those little stickers. 2. That awkward moment when the guy who discovered milk had to explain what he was doing to the cow. 3. My smoke detectors are always cheering me on for being […]
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Life Is Short, 20 Funny Statuses, Tha Flippa Remix
Life Is Short… Mind Blown… 20 Funny Statuses: It’s 2015, why cant you unselect a floor in an elevator yet? You know you are old when your parties have glasses instead of red plastic cups. I always scratch off the “Plus One” option on wedding invitations are replace it with “Drinking for two” The ultimate […]
Sarcasm, Dinosaur in Compton, and Facebook Statuses for Whenever.
You can make someone smile, share one of these… 20 Funny Facebook Statuses for Whenever: I don’t care how hot you are, if your personality is sh*t your physical appearance automatically means nothing. I just wanna sit on a rooftop with someone at 2am and just look at the night sky, not worrying about anything […]
McFruit, WTF LyreBird, and Facebook Statuses
Score more likes, share these… Funny Facebook Statuses: The awkward moment when you accidentally make eye contact with the same person like 5 times. I’m amazed by how quickly I forget what I’m doing. I like food and sleep. If I give you my food or text you all night, you’re special to me. I […]
Confused Dog, Cute Baby Cow, and Top Statuses
Score more likes this week, share these.. Top 20 Funny Facebook Statuses: Rules aren’t here to make us miserable, they’re here to make us creative. If you don’t remember the phrase “He’s on Fire!!!” you had a terrible childhood. You don’t have to ask, I’m always down for Pizza. My bank account is more like […]
Optical Illusion Flooring, Snoring Dog, and EPIC Status Posts
Get more Facebook likes, share these… Epic Status Updates for FB: “Do you want to hear the specials?” “No, but I’ll stare and nod for a minute before proceeding with my order.” Treat your woman like you treat your smartphone: touch her often, stare at her, and make her the most important thing in your […]