Happy Monday! Make your Facebook friends laugh with these… Funny Status Updates for Monday: A religious is a man who feels repentant on a Sunday, for what he did on Saturday and will do again on Monday. It’s been Monday all week. Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life. Monday is […]
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Funny Statuses Updates for a Super Weekend
Don’t worry we’ve got something for everyone in this weekends update. So go ahead and make some friends laugh this weekend… Awesome Status Updates for the Weekend: Vegetarian: Native American definition for “lousy hunter”. (From our recently updated: 4.5-star Rated Funny Status Updates iOS App) What is this superb owl of which you speak? Some […]
Turn your Tuesday on with these Funny Status Updates!
Tuesday Sucks! On a lighter note here are some… Funny Status Updates for Facebook: If you keep your feet firmly on the ground, you’ll have trouble putting on your pants. (From our 4.5-star Rated Funny Status Updates iPhone App) The fine print on all insurance policies states; “This policy is void in case of a claim.” […]
Make Monday Count by posting these funny statuses…
Welcome back friends! Hope you had a wonderful weekend. Seems like we had a lot of people Addicted to Facebook in our quiz yesterday. Continue your addiction by making your Facebook friends laugh by posting these… Funny Status Updates for Facebook: To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit […]