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Grammar Police, Fly Invades Touchscreen, & 20 Funny Status Updates

June 17, 2011 by FunnyStatus Team

Be the local Facebook Celebrity this weekend by posting these… Funny Status Updates: I’m almost bored enough to clean.  Keyword being ALMOST. (From our Funny Status Updates iPhone App ★★★★★) I’m cle’a[ni.ng m’y’ ke]yb36oa;rd. Nothing improves creativity like a lack of supervision. Why is a newspaper ten times more interesting when the person across the […]

More Funny Statuses, Top Gear T-shirt, & BOSS Car Entry

June 2, 2011 by FunnyStatus Team

Be Funny on Facebook by posting these… Funny Status Updates for Facebook: The Walk of Shame: When you toss a paper ball in the trash, miss, then have to go get it. (Courtesy of our Funny Status Updates iPhone App ★★★★★) Facebook is a great excuse to talk to your self without looking stupid 🙂 […]

Funny Status Updates Everyone will LIKE!

May 10, 2011 by FunnyStatus Team

We’ve got something for everyone of your Facebook Friends, just post these… Funny Statuses: I’m aging like fine milk. (Courtesy of our Funny Status Updates iPhone App ★★★★★) In today’s day and age, a slow internet connection is simply unacceptable. “Angry Birds suicide hotline, which level are you stuck on?” Hurricanes are like women: when […]

Epic Status Updates for the Weekend & Bonus Prank Video!

April 29, 2011 by FunnyStatus Team

Get popular on Facebook by posting these hilarious… Funny Status Updates for Facebook: Without Facebook, I probably wouldn’t have wished you a happy birthday. (From our JUST UPDATED  and really awesome: 4.5-star Rated Funny Status Updates iPhone/iPod App) When people say “I’m not getting any younger!” I wonder what other basic life concepts they just […]

Funny Status Updates for Facebook Weekend!

April 8, 2011 by FunnyStatus Team

Make your weekend last longer by sharing these funny status updates with your Facebook friends! Funny Status Updates for Facebook: A bank is a place that will lend you money, if you can prove that you don’t need it. (Courtesy of our 4.5-star Rated Funny Status Updates iPhone/iPod App) If I’m ever on life support, I […]

12 Awesome Statuses for Tuesday

February 15, 2011 by FunnyStatus Team

Tuesday doesn’t have to suck!  Make Tuesday suck less by posting these… Funny Statuses for Tuesday: Children seldom misquote you. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn’t have said. (From our 4.5-star Rated Funny Status Updates iPhone App) If flattery gets you nowhere, try bribery. Two wrongs don’t make a right, but […]

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