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Funny Status Updates for Facebook:
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The Walk of Shame: When you toss a paper ball in the trash, miss, then have to go get it. (Courtesy of our Funny Status Updates iPhone App ★★★★★)
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Facebook is a great excuse to talk to your self without looking stupid 🙂
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I don’t have an attitude; I have a personality you can’t handle.
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The awkward moment when halfway through telling a story you realize it is pointless.
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Behind every successful man stands a proud wife and a surprised mother-in-law.
- Facebook made me get over my Twitter addiction.
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My wife submits and I obey, she always lets me have her way.
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I am noticing that the longer I live the more I see that I am never wrong about anything, and have only wasted my time debating any issue. (Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page)
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Sarc: My second favorite kind of asm.
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A wise man learns from his mistakes. A wiser man learns from others’ mistakes.Not too many banks left with the word “trust” in their name, are there?
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Even a short pencil is more reliable then the longest memory.
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I never understood the full power of willpower until my grandfather threatened to cut people out of his.
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Remember when you had to go to channel 3 to play video games?
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Foreign Aid: The transfer of money from poor people in rich countries to rich people in poor countries. (VIA:@FreeFunnyStuff )
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If nobody knows the troubles you’ve seen, then you don’t live in a small town.
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