20 Funny Statuses 1. With all the technology available now, you’d think they’d have found a way to grow apples without those little stickers. 2. That awkward moment when the guy who discovered milk had to explain what he was doing to the cow. 3. My smoke detectors are always cheering me on for being […]
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Cheating, Lion Gives a Speech, and 20 Really Funny Facebook Statuses
Make your weekend last longer, share one of these.. 20 Really Funny Facebook Statuses: That first kiss in the morning is so special, and the dog enjoys it too. I’ve never been closer to murder than when someone is talking during my favorite show. Do you ever look at your pet and your heart physically […]
Ridin’ Dirty, Honest Graffiti, and Five-Star Status Updates
Make your weekend last longer, share these… 5-Star Facebook Status Updates for the Weekend: You never realize how much you love sleeping until you have to wake up in the morning. Relationships are harder now because conversations become texting, arguments become phone calls, and feelings become status updates. I’m going to the gym now. Not […]
Puss in Boots, Long Time No See, & Top Comedy StatusUpdates
This week on FB, share these… Top 20 Comedy StatusUpdates: What a lovely winter we’re having this spring. Dear Women, Newsflash…MEN ARE NOT MIND READERS. I feel as though common sense should be referred to as the sense formerly known as common. The best way to teach your kids about taxes is by eating 30% […]
Funny Facebook Statuses, 20 Handshakes, and Captain Kitty
More likes per share, with our… Funny Facebook Status Updates: Taylor Swift waved at a boy yesterday and he didn’t wave back… So she will have a new album coming out tomorrow. ( 100K+ Statuses: Funny Status 2 5★ Ratings) Just because you have one doesn’t mean you have to act like one. You only live once? […]
Old Spice Commercial, Happy Monday, and Status Humor
Hope you had a great weekend, share these… Funny Status Updates for Facebook: They should have cell phone charges in waiting rooms instead of magazines. ( 100K+ Statuses: Funny Status 2 5★ Ratings) Spoiler Alert: There will be a minimum of 4 “Gangnam Styles” at every party this Halloween. Casual, but fun. Casual butt fun. That extra […]