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Funny Status Updates for Facebook:

  • They should have cell phone charges in waiting rooms instead of magazines. ( 100K+ Statuses: Funny Status 2  5★ Ratings)
  • Spoiler Alert: There will be a minimum of 4 “Gangnam Styles” at every party this Halloween.
  • Casual, but fun. Casual butt fun. That extra “t” can ruin your night.
  • I pretty much spend all day, every day, just looking forward to going back to sleep.
  • I know my limits. I don’t pay any attention to them, but I know them.
  • Please copy and paste this to your status if you’re constantly being asked to copy and paste things to your status by friends who copy and paste things to their status. Many people won’t copy and paste this, but my truly sarcastic friends will copy and paste it, because they know this was copied and pasted from a dear friend in need of more stuff to copy and paste. And if you don’t copy and paste it, then this means you hate puppies and bacon. And if you hate bacon, the terrorists win.
  • I’ll never be able to run for President because of what I did for a Klondike Bar.
  • This girl next to me in class has a piece of tape over her laptop webcam. This can only mean she’s made some serious mistakes in her past…
  • The sense of success when you’ve had something stuck between your teeth and you manage to free it after 25 mins of tactical tongue pressure. (Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page )
  • I have high friends in places.
  • Those stupid political guys need to stop arguing all the time. Can’t they see they are upsetting all my friends on Facebook?
  • I’d rather break your headboard than your heart.
  • No matter how jaded and cynical someone acts, they will still read their fortune cookie.
  • I’m a leader. Not a follower. Unless it’s a dark place, then f*ck that shit you’re going first.
  • If my ceiling fan could hold my weight, I would never be bored again.
  • I’m no cactus expert. But, I know a prick when I see one.
  • Pinterest is just Fantasy Football for chicks.  (VIA Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff ) 
  • If I came with a warning label today it would say…. WARNING: Contents under extreme pressure – if handled improperly may explode.

Puppy Smiles for Monday!

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Make your friends Monday awesome by sharing this wonderful smile 🙂 We predict likes, comments, and karma will fall your way! (source: imgur)

Single Take of an Awesome Old Spice Commercial:

Now that’s some epic behind-the-scenes! This video would make an awesome conversation piece on your Facebook feed, now wouldn’t it?

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