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  • The way to make money on Facebook is to go into settings, sign out, and get back to work. ( Funny Status iPhone App ★★★★★)
  • Did you know that a large group of baboons are called a congress? That explains a lot now, doesn’t it!
  • I’m not socially awkward. You simply failed to follow the script on my head for our interaction which I had meticulously written in advance.
  • Some people dream of success, others are awake & work hard at it.
  • Whoever coined the phrase “you don’t know what you got till its gone” was talking about toilet paper, probably.
  • Best kind of laughter: Laughing so hard your laugh becomes silent.
  • Looking at your bestfriend and saying, “I’ll do it if you do it…”
  • Why do you have to unsubscribe to emails that you never subscribed to in the first place?  (Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page )
  • IF I LAY PERFECTLY STILL IN MY BED… THE MURDERER IN MY HOUSE WONT KILL ME.
  • My texting speed increases a lot when I’m mad!
  • Sunglasses were invented so you can stare at me while you’re with your girlfriend.
  • Sometimes I sneak up on my alarm when it’s sleeping and yell “How does it feel!?”
  • I do my best thinking when I should be sleeping.
  • When my friends don’t automatically text me back, I assume they’re dead before I assume they don’t want to text me back.
  • I would lose weight, but I hate losing. (VIA Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff )
  • I type things into Google to see if I spelled them correctly.

Snuggle Time:

Time for a snuggle.

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Rescue of Bear Cubs:

Talk about bold! Both the rescuers and the cubs took some courage there and it paid off. Glad to see those little guys get out safely. Share this “feel good” story with your Facebook friends for some extra likes and cute comments.

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