Bear Cub Rescue, Snuggle Time, & More Funny Statuses

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Snuggle Time:

Time for a snuggle.

That is too cute! Some real puppy-love going on there 🙂 Share the love with your Facebook fans by posting this on your wall with our 1-click post feature. Just point your mouse on the puppies and press “click here to share”.

Rescue of Bear Cubs:


Talk about bold! Both the rescuers and the cubs took some courage there and it paid off. Glad to see those little guys get out safely. Share this “feel good” story with your Facebook friends for some extra likes and cute comments.

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