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Cool Statuses for Facebook:
- BESTFRIEND: the one you can get mad at only for a short period because you have important stuff to tell them. ( Funny Status iPhone App ★★★★★)
- If you hate haters, are you a hater?
- People nowadays take pictures, not for memories, but to post them on facebook and get comments.
- Patience guards us against losing our presence of mind so we can remain undisturbed, even when the situation is really difficult.
- Joe Rogan would be an exciting Olympics announcer… LIKE if you agree!
- If you pay too much attention to hate they win…they bring you down. Too much love in the world to deal with that nonsense. Be positive.
- God’s timing is perfect; He is never late. Even when things seem out of control God is still working and has a plan for your life.
- How is YOLO popular now? Was there seriously a problem of people thinking we lived twice? (Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page )
- The most terrifying question a woman can ask a man is: Notice anything different?
- There’s no better feeling than proving someone wrong.
- Every girl has 3 personalities: 1) When she’s with her family. 2) When she’s with her friends. 3) When she’s with HIM.
- Pizza: Round food, cut into triangles and put into a square box.
- LIKE if you can’t stand people who blow everything out of proportion.
- If our olympic athletes really eat McDonalds… We’re screwed. (VIA Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff )
- That awkward moment when your in super deep thought. Then 3 minutes later you realize you are staring directly at someone.
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That Scary Moment When…
No kidding! That was the absolute worst when someone said that. I still get shivers down my spine. LIKE this post if you feel the same way.
The Amazing Hovercat:
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Funny video with a great message. If you’re looking for a pet, please consider adopting first! Pass along the word to your friends and followers.
