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Great Status Post Ideas for Facebook:

  • A quiet man is a thinking man. A quiet woman is usually mad. ( 100K+ Statuses on iPhone: Funny Status 2  5★ Ratings)
  • That awkward moment when someone writes on your wall “Hey How R U, Haven’t Seen U In Forever” and you feel compelled to respond via inbox because you don’t want to write your life story to the world.
  • Please stop telling me how poor you are via the Facebook App from your iPhone.
  • Just remember that whatever you put up with, you end up with.
  • Children have so much energy because they siphon it out of their parents like tiny gasoline thieves.
  • All my life I’ve wanted to learn to juggle. I just never had the balls to do it.
  • I don’t have to flirt…I’ll just seduce you with my awkwardness. (Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page )
  • “I am not only witty in myself but the cause that wit is in other men” – Shakespeare, Henry IV
  • I’m afraid of a world run by people who were never spanked as a kid and given a trophy just for participating.
  • It’s not that I’m old, your music really does suck.
  • I need to print some my Facebook friends’ status updates on toilet paper so I can wipe my bum with them.
  • I would die if I had to stop exaggerating.
  • If I had nothing left to complain about, I’d complain about that. (VIA Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff ) 
  • Not sure if I’m actually learning in class. Or have I just learned how to pass classes over the years?

Creepy Cool Costume:

Kid makes an incredibly creative costume.

Now that is one incredibly creative and creepy costume. Well done, kid! Hope you all have some great ideas for Halloween costumes! Because, it’s right around the corner.

Best Invention Ever? Solar Roadways…

Seems like a great idea! Come-on, California, We’re looking at you to try this one out first 🙂 Pass along the good idea and who knows maybe it’ll catch some traction.

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