We’ve got something for everyone of your Facebook Friends, just post these…
- In today’s day and age, a slow internet connection is simply unacceptable.
- “Angry Birds suicide hotline, which level are you stuck on?”
Hurricanes are like women: when they come, they’re wet and wild, but when they leave they take your house and car.
Like if you have weird nicknames/codenames for your crushes.
How can there be self-help “groups”?
- I think it’s okay for dorks to stare at beautiful women. I mean, it’s not like they can see us anyway.
- My conscience never stops me from doing anything. It just stops me from enjoying it. ツ (Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page)
I don’t understand you. You don’t understand me. What else do we have in common?
The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open.
I’m trying to find myself. If I should return before I get back, please ask me to wait.
- All of those extreme couponers across America need to get together and propose a budget plan to the president.
- Money doesn’t bring happiness although… shopping does!
They call me superficial, but I just hear “super”. (VIA:@FreeFunnyStuff )
Friend: Hey can I copy your homework? Me: Wait… we had homework?!
Funny Picture to Post:
Kid rocks the Banjo like no other:
If you post that video on your Facebook wall you’ll be seeing some epic comments and likes!
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