Make Monday Count by posting these funny statuses…


Welcome back friends!  Hope you had a wonderful weekend.  Seems like we had a lot of people Addicted to Facebook in our quiz yesterday.  Continue your addiction by making your Facebook friends laugh by posting these…

Funny Status Updates for Facebook:

  • To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target. (From our 4.5-star Rated Funny Status Updates iPhone App)
  • Don’t hate yourself in the morning. Sleep till noon.
  • Coffee makes it possible to get out of bed. Chocolate makes it worthwhile.
  • Thinking of cryogenically freezing myself until they can find a cure for unemployment.
  • If you are what you eat, I’d like to order something rich.
  • How come we live in a world where lemonade is made from artificial flavors & furniture polish is made from real lemons?
  • If idiots could fly this place would be an airport. ツ ( “Like” our Funny Status Update Fan Page for daily Funny Status Updates)
  • A lot of people have a fear of flying. Not me. I have a fear of crashing and dying.
  • My college years were spent failing the entrance exam of every girl I met.
  • When I want to show off my best curves, I smile.
  • Q is just O with something in its teeth.
  • Why does gigahertz? Because megabytez.
  • Buffet; n. A French word that means get up and get it yourself.
  • Very funny Scotty, now beam down my clothes. (From our Twitter Account: @FreeFunnyStuff )
  • I am a wizard with the ladies. Okay, well, I can make them disappear.

Funny Picture to Post:

When losing a toe, it’s important to keep your sense of humor

Awesome Video to Post:


How awesome is that?  Ukraines got talent for sure!

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