This week on Facebook… Top 20 Status Updates: A bee will knowingly risk its own life just to cause you a little pain. I can totally relate to that feeling. How come your memories of people are always better than the actual people? Still not sure how to throw away a pizza box. I hate […]
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Five Guys Burgers, Cat Hearts, & Great Status Posts
Facebook Status updates for every occasion… Great Status Posts: Some relationships are like Tom & Jerry. They tease each other, knock down each other irritate each other but can’t live without each other. (*NEW* iPhone App: Funny Status 2 ★★★★★ ) When the car in front of me is driving slow, I move to the side a bit […]
Office Boredom, NoNoNo Cat, & Facebook Statuses
Get more LIKEs post these… Funny Facebook Status Updates: Thank goodness pets can’t talk, they all know too much. (From our amazingly funny: ★★★★★ iPhone App ★★★★★) There are really only two seasons… allergy and flu. When I say ” It’s a long story” It usually means I just don’t want to tell you it. I […]
PUMA, Reality Show Exit, & Top Status Updates
Get your LIKE on… Top Daily Status Updates for Facebook: It has never stopped surprising me how exhausting it is to do nothing all day. (From our ridiculously funny: ★★★★★ iPhone App ★★★★★) PSA: You may “love” your boyfriend, But we’d all appreciate it if you didn’t post it on Facebook every thirty seconds, thanks. I […]
Dog gets Beer, Adorable Kitty, & Facebook Statuses
The Statuses that make your Facebook friends LIKE you… Funny Status Updates for Facebook: Facebook is the adult way of having imaginary friends. (From our Funny Status Updates iPhone App ★★★★★) Hard work never hurt anybody. But I’m hoping the boss will be first. My wife and I had words but I never got to […]
Planking Puppy, Amazing Putt-Putt Shot, & Funny Status Updates
Get Comments & Likes post these… Funny Status Updates: Choose your Facebook profile pic carefully. It’ll be the one they use when you go missing. (From our Funny Status Updates iPhone App ★★★★★) They really need to add a “download this song illegally” button on Pandora. Sometimes, I don’t text you first because I don’t […]