This week on Facebook…
Top 20 Status Updates:
- A bee will knowingly risk its own life just to cause you a little pain. I can totally relate to that feeling.
- How come your memories of people are always better than the actual people?
- Still not sure how to throw away a pizza box.
- I hate when people see me at the store and are like “Hey, what are you doing here?” I’m like “Oh you know, hunting elephants.”..
- If you can LIKE this in less than 3 seconds you are a ninja. Lets see how many ninjas there are on Facebook.
- That awkward moment when you make long eye contact with someone attractive.
- You say I’m “Dirty minded” but then how did you understand what I meant?
- I keep a lot of stuff to myself because in reality nobody really gives an eff.
- I’m hungry. Fridge: I don’t give a shit. Cabinet: Bitch, don’t look at me. Freezer: LOL. You like ice?
- I feel guilty when my dog can smell another dog on me? I feel like I’ve been cheating…
- That awkward moment when you’re the first one at the lunch table and you look like a loner.
- I have many talents… For example: Sleeping…. and Eating…
- Admit it, you’ve answered Dora at least once in your life.
- I have more conversations in my head than I do in real life.
- I would rather read the iTunes terms and conditions than go to school tomorrow.
- Strangers think I’m quiet, my friends think I’m outgoing, my best friends know I’m insane.
- What if you woke up with amnesia and all you could remember was your Facebook password and you had to discover who you were based on your statuses?
- Summer: Hair gets lighter. Skin gets darker. Water gets warmer. Drinks get colder. Music gets louder. Nights get longer. Life gets better. CAN’T WAIT!
- Shortest horror story: School tomorrow.
- Sometimes my attention span is shorter than a gold fish crackers are delicious.
Yesterdays Status Updates…
Hot Air Balloon That Looks Like UP:
Great movie, awesome balloon recreation 🙂 Would love to go UP in that thing! Share this epic and inspiring picture on your Facebook for LIKE city.
Ultimate Snake Prank
Man, that was TERRIFYING… I would have ran 10x as fast if that fake snake was coming at me. Ask your FB friends what they think of this horribly hilarious prank video.