Hot Air Balloon, Snake Prank, & Top Status Updates

This week on Facebook…

Top 20 Status Updates:

  1. A bee will knowingly risk its own life just to cause you a little pain. I can totally relate to that feeling.
  2. How come your memories of people are always better than the actual people?
  3. Still not sure how to throw away a pizza box.
  4. I hate when people see me at the store and are like “Hey, what are you doing here?” I’m like “Oh you know, hunting elephants.”..
  5. If you can LIKE this in less than 3 seconds you are a ninja. Lets see how many ninjas there are on Facebook.
  6. That awkward moment when you make long eye contact with someone attractive.
  7. You say I’m “Dirty minded” but then how did you understand what I meant?
  8. I keep a lot of stuff to myself because in reality nobody really gives an eff.
  9. I’m hungry. Fridge: I don’t give a shit. Cabinet: Bitch, don’t look at me. Freezer: LOL. You like ice?
  10. I feel guilty when my dog can smell another dog on me? I feel like I’ve been cheating…
  11. That awkward moment when you’re the first one at the lunch table and you look like a loner.
  12. I have many talents… For example: Sleeping…. and Eating…
  13. Admit it, you’ve answered Dora at least once in your life.
  14. I have more conversations in my head than I do in real life.
  15. I would rather read the iTunes terms and conditions than go to school tomorrow.
  16. Strangers think I’m quiet, my friends think I’m outgoing, my best friends know I’m insane.
  17. What if you woke up with amnesia and all you could remember was your Facebook password and you had to discover who you were based on your statuses?
  18. Summer: Hair gets lighter. Skin gets darker. Water gets warmer. Drinks get colder. Music gets louder. Nights get longer. Life gets better. CAN’T WAIT!
  19. Shortest horror story: School tomorrow.
  20. Sometimes my attention span is shorter than a gold fish crackers are delicious.

Yesterdays Status Updates…

Hot Air Balloon That Looks Like UP:

Hot Air Balloon from UP Movie.

Great movie, awesome balloon recreation 🙂 Would love to go UP in that thing! Share this epic and inspiring picture on your Facebook for LIKE city.

Ultimate Snake Prank


Man, that was TERRIFYING… I would have ran 10x as fast if that fake snake was coming at me. Ask your FB friends what they think of this horribly hilarious prank video.

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