Facebook Status updates for every occasion…

Great Status Posts:

  • Some relationships are like Tom & Jerry. They tease each other, knock down each other irritate each other but can’t live without each other. (*NEW* iPhone App: Funny Status 2 ★★★★★ )
  • When the car in front of me is driving slow, I move to the side a bit so the cars behind me can see I’m not causing the traffic.
  • It’s embarrassing that 90% of my Google history is just words I wasn’t sure how to spell, and yes I googled embarrassing.
  • LIKE if you know what this means… Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A.
  • No matter what, the biggest regret in your life will always be cutting your hair.
  • Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram sometimes make me forget I have text messages.
  • When I sit down on a field, I automatically start pulling grass out of the ground.
  • Is there a time when Macy’s isn’t having a sale? Funny Status Fan Page )
  • Mitt is short for Mittens Romney.
  • I wish it was my job to sit around laughing at statuses all day. Actually, he is unaware, but that’s what my boss is paying me to do anyway.
  • “I think everybody is weird. We should celebrate our individuality, not be embarrassed or ashamed of it.” -Johnny Depp speaking the truth!
  • That depressing moment when you return to your ordinary life after watching an amazing movie. (VIA Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff )
  • Sometimes, you have to realize that some people can stay in your heart, but not in your life.

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Cat Tails form a perfect heart:

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Funny Five Guys Burger Review:

I don’t know about you but, this guy makes me hungry! Share this hilarious Food review with your Facebook friends for some quality likes, comments, and general awesome reactions.

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