Score more likes, share these… Really Funny Facebook Statuses: Kim & Kanye naming their baby North West is like Alicia Keys naming her baby, Car Keys. The weather is so nice I think I’ll go outside and watch other people run. Apparently “cheesecake & tacos” wasn’t the answer the interviewer was looking for when he […]
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Cat Watches Slayer, Pet Costumes, and Captivating Statuses
Like it or leave it, share these… Captivating Statuses for Facebook: Yes it may sound childish but if it glows in the dark I still get freaking exited. ( 100K+ Statuses: Funny Status 2 5★ Ratings) I want you to be completely honest with me as long as you’re only pointing out my strengths. You are […]
Milk Bandit, Dog Tries Lemon, & Great Facebook Status Ideas
Get more likes, share these… Great Facebook Status Ideas: When you were a kid there was nothing more satisfying as when you made the honking signal to the truck driver and he honked back. (*NEW* iPhone App: Funny Status 2 5★ Ratings) If I’m not supposed to eat late night snacks, then explain why the fridge has […]
Five Guys Burgers, Cat Hearts, & Great Status Posts
Facebook Status updates for every occasion… Great Status Posts: Some relationships are like Tom & Jerry. They tease each other, knock down each other irritate each other but can’t live without each other. (*NEW* iPhone App: Funny Status 2 ★★★★★ ) When the car in front of me is driving slow, I move to the side a bit […]
Howling Puppy, Cat Thumbs, & Hilarious Statuses
Keep your friends entertained, with these… Hilarious Status Updates for Facebook: The three reasons for liking a status: 1) I agree with you. 2) I realize this is about me, of course I’m gonna like it. 3) I like you. ( Funny Status iPhone App ★★★★★ – JUST UPDATED*) My day starts backwards… I wake up tired and […]
Olympic Work-Out, Cute Handshake, & Killer Status Posts
More likes and comments per post, with these… Killer Status Posts for Facebook: If you say “Gullible” slowly, it sounds like “Oranges”. ( Funny Status iPhone App ★★★★★) There is a button on my oven that says ‘stop time’. I am pretty sure it means ‘stop timER’ but I don’t push it just in case. Who’s this “moderation” […]