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Killer Status Posts for Facebook:

  • If you say “Gullible” slowly, it sounds like “Oranges”. ( Funny Status iPhone App ★★★★★)
  • There is a button on my oven that says ‘stop time’. I am pretty sure it means ‘stop timER’ but I don’t push it just in case.
  • Who’s this “moderation” people keep telling me to drink with?
  • Never play leapfrog with a unicorn.
  • What is a rednecks last words? “HOLD MY BEER AND WATCH THIS!”
  • That awkward moment, when you wake up with one sock on.
  • That awkward moment when you check the price tag and then slowly.. walk away.
  • Cheers to our best friends, who know the worst about us but refuse to believe it. (Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page )
  • Whats’s Obamas favorite vegetable? – Barackoli
  • I smile because I don’t know what the hell is going on.
  • Say Hello to my little friend (҂`_´) < ,︻╦̵̵̿╤─ ҉ ~~~ • • • Scar face
  • If my ceiling fan could hold my weight, I would never be bored again.
  • Today I sent out a text saying, “Hey, I lost my phone, will you call it?” 12 people called me…I need smarter friends.
  • Slamming the door shut, so everybody in the house knows you’re pissed off. (VIA Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff )
  • Music becomes my best friend when nobody else understands me.

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The tiniest and cutest handshake ever?

Tiny kitty gives an adorable handshake.

If that doesn’t melt your heart than I don’t know what will! Share this cuteness overload on FB by putting your mouse on the kitty and pressing “Click here to share”.

Double Decker Bus does Push-Ups in preparation for the Olympics:

Now that is impressive! Share this artistic feat with your friends on Facebook for some hilarious comments and a bus-load of likes.

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