Keep your friends entertained, with these…

Hilarious Status Updates for Facebook:

  • The three reasons for liking a status: 1) I agree with you. 2) I realize this is about me, of course I’m gonna like it. 3) I like you. ( Funny Status iPhone App ★★★★★ – JUST UPDATED*)
  • My day starts backwards… I wake up tired and I go to bed wide awake.
  • That awkward moment when you’re trying not to look when someone is staring at you.
  • As your best friend, it’s my job to embarrass you.
  • Does owning a Toyota Prius automatically cause you to go 10mph slower on the freeway?
  • That moment you’re watching a good show and your whole family just comes in super loud.
  • I hate you but I’m not in hate with you. (Source: Funny Status Fan Page )
  • If you’re reading this you’re probably addicted to the internet. And by internet, I mean Facebook.
  • Dear 5 Hour Energy, No thanks. I’d rather have a 5 Hour Nap.
  • If you want to cry use a tissue, not your Facebook status.
  • The world is made up of kids who can’t wait to grow up…and adults who wish they hadn’t.
  • A true friend sees the first tear, catches the second, and stopes the third.
  • Anybody else have the “Clapper” installed in their bedroom? The fact that it doubles as a strobe light during sex is phenomenal.
  • It’s not a real relationship until you secretly start to hate each other. (VIA Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff )
  • “Stacks on deck, patron on ice… You can have whatever you LIKE!” … Did you know that song is 4 years old?
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This cat has thumbs, that is all:

Cat Thumbs

Freaky! And yet I can’t stop looking. We must share the evolving cat population with the rest of the world. And, if you thought that was awesome you need to watch this video.

Bonus Picture: Trying to Study

An adorable puppy pitches a fit…

Cute little puppies just want you to give them the world. And, I would! If you feel like making your Facebook friends smile today, share that video on your newsfeed for everyones enjoyment.

Yesterdays Statuses…