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Talking Parakeet, Crazy Sloth, and Great Status Posts
The best around FB, share these… Great Facebook Status Update Posts: If Starbucks delivered, I would be a morning person. I wake up everyday planning to be productive and then a voice in my head says “haha good one” and we laugh and laugh and take a nap. I wish some people could actually see […]
Icy Bridge, Pancakes, and Great Status Posts
Score more likes, share these… 20 Great Status Updates: “Are you as bored as I am?” Read that backwards, and it still makes sense. I’m convinced that leaning forward while playing video games substantially improves my overall performance. During the stone age, long before Facebook, man was already experiencing the irrepressible need to express on […]
Dog Imitates Baby, Dave Chapelle, & Great Status Posts
Score more likes, share these… 20 Great Status Updates for Facebook: Happy 12-12-12. This is the century’s last repeating date. So unless you’ve got Magic Johnson’s doctors, you wont see another one. I’ll never be convinced there’s not someone hiding under my bed just waiting for the chance to grab my ankle. The phrase, “Don’t […]
Penguin Tickle, Grumpy Christmas, & Great Status Posts
Get more likes, share these… 21 Great Facebook Status Posts The less you give a damn, the happier you will be. Beware of TV. It has the power to turn things like storage, parking and cupcakes into wars. That awkward moment when someone knows you, but you don’t know them. Rap Music is like Scissors…it […]