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Great Facebook Status Update Posts:
- If Starbucks delivered, I would be a morning person.
- I wake up everyday planning to be productive and then a voice in my head says “haha good one” and we laugh and laugh and take a nap.
- I wish some people could actually see their personality when they look in a mirror.
- You may have a hot body but I have a hot bucket of fried chicken so who’s the real winner here.
- Normal people: I like everyone unless you give me a reason not to.
Me: I hate everyone unless you give me a reason not to.
- I would eat a lot more salads if they were made out of pizza.
- I hate being tickled, I do not think it is cute, I do not find it funny, I will kick you in the face.
- If Eve sacraficed the whole human race for Apple, I wonder what she would have done for a Klondike Bar?
- That awkward moment when you don’t know how to smile when someone is taking a picture.
- If it hurts when you pee, urine trouble.
- Word of Advice: In life, you have 3 choices: you can watch things happen, make things happen, or wonder what the hell happened.
- An awkward morning beats a boring night.
- If they treats you like an option, leave them like a choice.
- A good way to tell how crazy a girl is, is by counting the number of selfie profile photos she has.
- Things I’m bad at: singing
Things I do a lot: sing
- That awkward moment when you walk pass someone wearing exactly the same shirt as you are.
- You never really know someone until you talk to them at 4 am.
- My mom likes to play this game called yell from four rooms away and get upset when I can’t hear her.
- I really hate saying sorry. But when I do, I honestly do mean it.
- I like how on my birthday I get presents & money, I get paid for being born, I get paid, for living it’s like being Kim Kardashian for a day.
Crazy Little Sloth:
DAT Glance! Piercing 🙂 It’s like he can see your soul.
This Parakeet has a mind of his own…
Disco FTW! That little guy is awesome 🙂 It’s great how he pieces together his own phrases!