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- The awkward moment when you set something down for a second and it disappears off the face of the earth.
- Drunk me absolutely loves creating awkward encounters for sober me.
- I like people who can keep the conversation going no matter how random the topics get.
- Facebook event invites from people you barely know should really have a “seriously?” option in the reply.
- Just once when they interview a serial killer’s neighbor I’d like to hear them say “Yeah, that doesn’t surprise me, he was a real Weirdo”
- We can now put the movie 2012 in the comedy section.
- I miss being able to use the excuse “I wasn’t home when you called”.
- They say the human imagination is infinite. Try to imagine a new color.
- Still waiting for what didn’t kill me to make me strong.
- Dear People of The World, I don’t mean to sound slutty but use me whenever you want. Sincerely, Proper Grammar.
- If there’s one thing that I’ve learned it’s, that I should have learned way more than one thing.
- Sleep is my drug, my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police.
- Life and beer are very similar……..chill for best results.
- Hey Subway, just make everything 5 dollars forever and shut the hell up.
- Dear Girls, if a guy pauses a video game to text you back, marry him.
- After I die, there are some people I’m going to haunt the shit out of.
- When I ask for directions, please don’t use words like “East.”
- myself. Sometimes I get ahead of
- If I’m on a date & it’s bad, I’m just gonna stand up & say, “I’m an actor, they’re all actors, & you’re on MTV’s Disaster Date!” & RUN out.
- My life will not be complete until I’ve walked away from an explosion in slow motion.
Yesterdays Status Updates… | Google Gravity
Missing You…
Perfect to share on Facebook and let the world know that you’re missing that special someone.
Trombone Silliness:
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There is something therapeutically awesome about that video. So much so, that it would be a crime to keep it to yourself. Pass this one along!
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