Planking Puppy, Amazing Putt-Putt Shot, & Funny Status Updates

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Funny Status Updates:

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  • They really need to add a “download this song illegally” button on Pandora.
  • Sometimes, I don’t text you first because I don’t want to feel like I’m annoying you.
  • Mad Libs inventor died yesterday of POOPING. He is survived by his PIZZA CHEESE and his LAWN DARTS. He will be A DINOSAUR.
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  • I get a lot of mental exercise by thinking up exotic ways to avoid physical exercise.
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  • The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. (VIA:@FreeFunnyStuff)
  • How can we know atheism exists? Where’s the evidence?

Yesterdays Funny Status Updates…

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Puppy Planking:

Puppy Planking

So cute! That picture is a guaranteed comment magnet!

Greatest Putt-Putt shot of all time…..OF ALL TIME


Bonus Video: Harry Potter Quidditch IRL?

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