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  • I can’t remember ever being told I’m a bad listener.
  • The bee: Nature’s very own suicide bomber…
  • I understand good things come to those who wait. Might I enquire, how long is the line?
  • They call it golf because all the other four letter words were taken.
  • I liked you when we first met but, since then, you’ve talked me out of it.
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  • Don’t believe everything you think.

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