Office Boredom, NoNoNo Cat, & Facebook Statuses

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Funny Facebook Status Updates:

  • Thank goodness pets can’t talk, they all know too much. (From our amazingly funny: ★★★★★ iPhone App ★★★★★)
  • There are really only two seasons… allergy and flu.
  • When I say ” It’s a long story” It usually means I just don’t want to tell you it.
  • I hate change. I didn’t used to. But I’ve changed.
  • Facebook is a procrastinator’s best frenemy.
  • If you watch Titanic backwards, It is a heart warming tale of a ship which jumps out of the water & saves lots of drowning people.
  • Do it tomorrow. You’ve made enough mistakes for today.
  • The awkward moment when you’re eating dinner at someone else’s house and you don’t like the food, but you have to pretend to like it.  (150+Likes in 9 minutes – Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page)
  • I always give 100% at Work: 10% Monday, 23% Tuesday, 40% Wednesday, 22% Thursday, 5% Friday!
  • 111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12345678987654321 MIND= BLOWN!
  • That update doesn’t really seem to make any difference, Adobe.
  • All is not lost. It’s just a little bit hard to keep track of.
  • If your dog thinks you’re the greatest person in the world, don’t seek a second opinion.
  • Okay, If we get caught here’s the story…
  • That scary moment where your being tickled & It hits that point where u actually start getting afraid that you’ll somehow die from the torture.
  • I love a good meal. So I don’t cook.
  • I’ll play fair if I get to make up the rules.  (VIA Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff )
  • Women speak two languages, one of which is verbal.

11,001+ Funny Status Updates…

Office Boredom taken to a whole new level…

Office Boredom

Ask your Facebook friends if they’ve ever been that bored @work or school and listen to their stories 🙂

Ladies & Gentlemen I give you the NoNoNo Cat:


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