Don’t worry we’ve got something for everyone in this weekends update. So go ahead and make some friends laugh this weekend…
Awesome Status Updates for the Weekend:
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Vegetarian: Native American definition for “lousy hunter”. (From our recently updated: 4.5-star Rated Funny Status Updates iOS App)
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What is this superb owl of which you speak?
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Some people think football is a matter of life and death. I assure you, it’s much more serious than that.
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Q: What do call a Steelers fan holding a bottle of champagne after Super Bowl XLV. A: Waiter
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Football combines the two worst features of American life. It is violence punctuated by committee meetings.
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YOU’RE GETTING SNOW! AND YOU’RE GETTING SNOW! AND YOU’RE GETTING SNOW! -Oprah Winfrey. Meteorologist ツ ( “Like” our Funny Status Update Fan Page for daily Funny Status Updates)
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What’s another word for ‘thesaurus’?
- If you see an onion ring…answer it!
- Maybe if my bosses saw how many statuses I can drop in a day, they’d stop saying I’m unproductive.
- What’s the greatest worldwide use of cowhide? A: to cover cows
- We were without phone, TV and internet access for a few hours today. It was terrifying because I almost got some work done.
- Note: All restaurants are drive-thru if you drive hard enough.
- I won’t believe the Groundhog saw his shadow until he updates his Facebook status.
- It’s amazing that even 20 years later, pretending to shoot heroin with an mechanical pencil can still be a great way to procrastinate.
- What do prisoners use to call each other? Cell phones. (From our Twitter Account: @FreeFunnyStuff )
- Warning: the internet may contain traces of nuts.
- I like to write “Wake Up” on my To-Do list so I can start the day off accomplishing something.
Facebook Wall Picture to Post:
Senior citizens, although slow and dangerous behind the wheel they sure can Facebook.
Funny Video to Post:
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Bonus Video: Check out this banned superbowl commercial NSFW. Hilarious!
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