Top Status Updates for Monday

Happy Monday!  Make your Facebook friends laugh with these…

Funny Status Updates for Monday:

  • A religious is a man who feels repentant on a Sunday, for what he did on Saturday and will do again on Monday.
  • It’s been Monday all week.
  • Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.
  • Monday is the root of all evil.
  • Mondays aren’t so bad…it’s my job that sucks.
  • One seventh of your life is spent on Monday.
  • There is a technical meteorological term for a sunny, warm day which follows two rainy days. It’s called a “Monday.”

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Not feeling Monday?  Try these…

Funny Status Updates in General:

  • If at first you don’t succeed, you’ll get a lot of free advice from folks who didn’t succeed either. (From our 4.5-star Rated Funny Status Updates iPhone App)
  • I’d work out, but I’m still trying to perfect my “before” picture.
  • Quietest Place on Earth… The Ninja Library
  • I’m not stalking you, I’m just lurkin’ for love.
  • I’ve been waiting 2 hours for an employee to come and wash my hands like the sign says…. ツ ( “Like” our Funny Status Update Fan Page for daily Funny Status Updates)
  • Kinda feels weird when your computer asks if you’d like to continue unprotected…
  • I either get what I want or I change my mind.
  • I don’t have to go to a fancy hotel to get turn-down service.
  • My favorite mythical creature? The honest politician. (From our Twitter Account: @FreeFunnyStuff )

Awesome Picture to Post:

Awesome Bedroom!  Post that and you’re sure to get tons of comments/likes 🙂

Funny Video to Post:


Elephants know what is up!

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