Happy Monday! Make your Facebook friends laugh with these…
Funny Status Updates for Monday:
- A religious is a man who feels repentant on a Sunday, for what he did on Saturday and will do again on Monday.
- It’s been Monday all week.
- Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.
- Monday is the root of all evil.
- Mondays aren’t so bad…it’s my job that sucks.
- One seventh of your life is spent on Monday.
- There is a technical meteorological term for a sunny, warm day which follows two rainy days. It’s called a “Monday.”
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Not feeling Monday? Try these…
Funny Status Updates in General:
If at first you don’t succeed, you’ll get a lot of free advice from folks who didn’t succeed either. (From our 4.5-star Rated Funny Status Updates iPhone App)
- I’d work out, but I’m still trying to perfect my “before” picture.
- Quietest Place on Earth… The Ninja Library
- I’m not stalking you, I’m just lurkin’ for love.
- I’ve been waiting 2 hours for an employee to come and wash my hands like the sign says…. ツ ( “Like” our Funny Status Update Fan Page for daily Funny Status Updates)
- Kinda feels weird when your computer asks if you’d like to continue unprotected…
- I either get what I want or I change my mind.
- I don’t have to go to a fancy hotel to get turn-down service.
- My favorite mythical creature? The honest politician. (From our Twitter Account: @FreeFunnyStuff )
Awesome Picture to Post:
Awesome Bedroom! Post that and you’re sure to get tons of comments/likes 🙂
Funny Video to Post:
Elephants know what is up!
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