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How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire? (From our 4.5-star Rated Funny Status Updates iPhone App)
Squirrels – nature’s speed bumps.
- Guys, it’s time to start working on those apologies for Valentine’s Day.
- The only thing some people can achieve on their own is dandruff.
- Whatever women do, they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.
- Vuja De; The feeling you’ve never been here before.
- Scientists say 1 out of every 4 people is crazy, check 3 friends, if they are ok, you’re it. ツ ( “Like” our Funny Status Update Fan Page for daily Funny Status Updates)
- A free society is one where it is safe to be unpopular.
- Boldly going nowhere…
- When I’m hungry, I eat! When I’m happy, I smile. When I run, I generally walk.
The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket.
- You know you’re invisible when the automatic faucet rejects you. (From our Twitter Account: @FreeFunnyStuff )
Children in the back seats of cars cause accidents, but accidents in the back seats of cars cause children.
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Love that guy! Keenan, not Pauly D.
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