Ice Cube Doesn’t Need a Life Vest 20 Funny Statuses: The two best times to keep your mouth shut are when you’re swimming and when you’re angry. Wouldn’t it be nice if the world was flat? That way we could just push off the people we don’t like. I stay up late every night and […]
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Trust Fall, 20 Funny Statuses, Missing: Stapler
Trust Fall! Share if you’ve ever had a friend trust fall on you! 20 Funny Statuses: Dear Facebook, Please stop asking me what’s on my mind. I’m gonna get myself in trouble if I keep spilling my guts to you. My dreams are bigger than my wallet, but I’ll find a way I didn’t say […]
Funny Status Updates of the Day.
Get the comments & likes you so desperately crave by posting these… Funny Status Updates of the Day: Eighty percent of all people consider themselves to be above average. (Courtesy of our 4.5-star Rated Funny Status Updates iPhone/iPod App) I’m on hold. My call is important to them. We’re gonna break the Facebook on Mother’s Day […]
Funniest Statuses for the Weekend!
The world famous weekend wrap -up is here and we’ve got something for everyone. Share our statuses with some good friends and you’ll get some guaranteed laughs! The Best Status Updates for this Weekend: I didn’t fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian. (From our 4.5-star Rated Funny Status […]
Rockin’ Statuses for Everybody!
Welcome back! Make your friends laugh this Tuesday by posting these… Funny Status Updates for Facebook: The best thing about telepathy is…I know, right? I’m not fat, I’m hard to kidnap. (From our 4.5-star Rated Funny Status Updates iPhone App) According to the “you snooze you lose” principle insomnia makes us winners. Things look ‘a whole […]
Funny Statuses for Valentines Monday
Welcome back friends! Happy Valentines Day!!! Here are some hilarious statuses for V-day lovers and everyone else… Valentines Statuses: (From our 4.5-star Rated Funny Status Updates iPhone App) There is someone for everyone but wasn’t really thinking about you. let’s make February 15th OUR Valentines Day. don’t worry… it’s not contagious. loves Valentines day, where nookie […]