Ice Cube Doesn’t Need a Life Vest, 20 Funny Statuses, Last One In Is A Rotten Egg!

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Ice Cube Doesn’t Need a Life Vest

20 Funny Statuses:

The two best times to keep your mouth shut are when you’re swimming and when you’re angry.
Wouldn’t it be nice if the world was flat? That way we could just push off the people we don’t like.
I stay up late every night and realize it’s a bad idea every morning.
A baby-sitter is a teenager acting like an adult while the adults are out acting like teenagers.
During a test, people look up for inspiration, down in desperation, and left and right for information.
If you are one in a million, there are six thousand people just like you.
Wonder What Happen’s When Doctor’s Wife Eats An Apple A Day.
AwesoME ends with ME and Ugly starts with U.
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary.
I dance like people wish they weren’t watching.
Diet goal: I want to lose just enough so that my hand will fit comfortably in a Pringles can…
I never said “you were stupid” I said “you are stupid”, there’s nothing past tense about it!
And Jesus said, those footprints on the beach where two sets become one, that’s where I unfollowed you.
Would you be a deer and run out in front of my car for me?
My workout plan really only consists of me wandering around in parking lots because I forgot where I parked…
I never thought I’d be the kind of person who’d wake up early in the morning to exercise … And I was right.
I love how music can take you to another place. For example One Direction is playing in this cafe so now I’m going to a different cafe.
To be truthful,,, I have never unrolled a sleeping bag and been able to roll it back up any smaller than the size of a garage.
Denial, Anger, Bargaining, Depression, Acceptance… The five stages of waking up.
There’s really no telling how successful I could have been if the internet hadn’t been invented…