Trust Fall!
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20 Funny Statuses:
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Dear Facebook, Please stop asking me what’s on my mind. I’m gonna get myself in trouble if I keep spilling my guts to you.
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My dreams are bigger than my wallet, but I’ll find a way
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I didn’t say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.
- How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?
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A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station..
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If God is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining.
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To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.
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The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
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Evening news is where they begin with ‘Good evening’, and then proceed to tell you why it isn’t.
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If I agreed with you we’d both be wrong.
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Why is it called ‘after dark’ when it really is ‘after light’?
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Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
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You know the speed of light;so what is the speed of dark ?
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If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.
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If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
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Everyone has photographic memory; some just don’t have the film.
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Everyone needs to believe in something. I believe I’ll have another beer.
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There are three sides of an argument — your side, my side and the right side.
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Is it good if a vacuum really sucks?
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Wear short sleeves! Support your right to bare arms!
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