Rockin’ Statuses for Everybody!

Welcome back!  Make your friends laugh this Tuesday by posting these…

Funny Status Updates for Facebook:

  • The best thing about telepathy is…I know, right?
  • I’m not fat, I’m hard to kidnap. (From our 4.5-star Rated Funny Status Updates iPhone App)
  • According to the “you snooze you lose” principle insomnia makes us winners.
  • Things look ‘a whole lot brighter in the morning’ because of the sun. They still suck.
  • When it comes to helping you, some people stop at nothing.
  • I like all of the music in my iTunes, except when it’s on shuffle, then I like about one in every fifteen songs. ツ ( VIA our Funny Status Update Fan Page)
  • I don’t believe in anything I can’t see, hear or touch, like calories. My thighs, however, are clearly very gullible.
  • “Thanks for nothing, Evolution.” – Flightless Birds
  • This body was built for neither speed nor comfort. But it idles well.
  • When someone gets playfully thrown into a swimming pool on TV, all I can do is worry if they have their cell phone in their pocket.
  • I’ll accept the ‘fat fingers’ excuse for typos but if you mess up your/you’re I’m going to need to see a doctor’s note explaining your IQ.
  • Life is harder for the beautiful people. I’m sorry you’ll never know. (VIA our Twitter Account: @FreeFunnyStuff )
  • I heard Mayan calendars are selling like there’s no tomorrow.

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Funny Picture to Post:

I think everyone has experienced a shower like this at some point.  Share this funny picture with your friends and hear about their shower woes.

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Funny Video to Post:

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Those are some really excited kids.  I can’t remember the last time I was that happy about anything!

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