20 Funny Statuses 1. With all the technology available now, you’d think they’d have found a way to grow apples without those little stickers. 2. That awkward moment when the guy who discovered milk had to explain what he was doing to the cow. 3. My smoke detectors are always cheering me on for being […]
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