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EPIC Status Updates for Facebook:
- My new voicemail: “If you have reached this recording, please hang up and text me.” (From our 4.5 Star Rated: Funny Status iPhone App ★★★★★)
- It’s funny how we feel so much but we don’t say a word, we’re screaming inside but we can’t be heard.
- Dear sneeze, If you’re gonna happen, happen. Don’t put a stupid look on my face and leave.
- The worst thing ever = that moment during an argument when you realize you’re wrong.
- The naked truth, is always better than someone’s best dressed lie.
- I used to hate red lights before text messaging was invented.
- By mainly talking only to myself, I frequently am impressed with how intelligent and witty the converstaion is.
- I hardly know you…. but, Facebook says it’s your birthday, so happy birthday! (235+LIKEs in 4 minutes – Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page )
- That awkward moment when someone asks you what’s wrong… and they’re the problem.
- Whenever I open my fridge, my dog looks at me with a puzzled look and he thinks, “why don’t you eat all the food?”
- If they ever make “being awesome” a crime, I’ll be serving a life sentence.
- Avoid arguments with your girlfriend about the toilet seat…use the sink.
- Facebook needs this “In A Relationship w/______While cheating w/________& screwing around w/________& telling they love__________
- Denial, anger, bargaining, depression, and acceptance…the 5 stages of me hitting the snooze button in the morning. (VIA our Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff )
- Studies confirm that caffeine withdrawal (for me) can be fatal (for you).
This guy just needs to focus on his art a little bit…
He must shop at Urban Outfitters. If you’re a hipster and you know it, place your mouse over that Llama and share that FB picture on your wall.
You WISH you were this brave in 4th Grade:
Wow! That’s a seriously brave little one right there! Props to her 🙂 Share on your Facebook and maybe we all will be a little brave next time around.