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  • My new voicemail: “If you have reached this recording, please hang up and text me.” (From our 4.5 Star Rated: Funny Status iPhone App ★★★★★)
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  • Dear sneeze, If you’re gonna happen, happen. Don’t put a stupid look on my face and leave.
  • The worst thing ever = that moment during an argument when you realize you’re wrong.
  • The naked truth, is always better than someone’s best dressed lie.
  • I used to hate red lights before text messaging was invented.
  • By mainly talking only to myself, I frequently am impressed with how intelligent and witty the converstaion is.
  • I hardly know you…. but, Facebook says it’s your birthday, so happy birthday! (235+LIKEs in 4 minutes – Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page )
  • That awkward moment when someone asks you what’s wrong… and they’re the problem.
  • Whenever I open my fridge, my dog looks at me with a puzzled look and he thinks, “why don’t you eat all the food?”
  • If they ever make “being awesome” a crime, I’ll be serving a life sentence.
  • Avoid arguments with your girlfriend about the toilet seat…use the sink.
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  • Denial, anger, bargaining, depression, and acceptance…the 5 stages of me hitting the snooze button in the morning.  (VIA our Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff )
  • Studies confirm that caffeine withdrawal (for me) can be fatal (for you).

This guy just needs to focus on his art a little bit…

Llama Drama

He must shop at Urban Outfitters. If you’re a hipster and you know it, place your mouse over that Llama and share that FB picture on your wall.

You WISH you were this brave in 4th Grade:

Wow! That’s a seriously brave little one right there! Props to her 🙂 Share on your Facebook and maybe we all will be a little brave next time around.

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