Massive Kangaroo, Silly Cat, & Top Status Posts

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Top Status Posts for Facebook:

  • LIKE IF you put things in a safe place and then forget where the safe place is ツ  (From our 4.5 Star Rated: Funny Status iPhone App ★★★★★)
  • Money is the root of all evil. For more information, send $10 to me.
  • I miss my childhood, where the hardest decision was picking a crayon.
  • Everything is funnier when your trying to be serious.
  • “Success” depends on the second letter.
  • I’m on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle.
  • I thought I was gaining weight. Turns out, I’m just really bad at doing my own laundry.
  • If people winked in real life as much as they do in texts, the world would be a really creepy place.  (251+LIKEs in 4 minutes – Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page )
  • Tell someone you love them today, because life is short. But shout it at them German, Because life is also terrifying and confusing.
  • I wouldn’t have to manage my anger, if people could learn to manage their stupidity.
  • *Types in password* ‘Incorrect password’ *Types in password again* ‘Incorrect password’ ARE U FRIGGIN KIDDING ME THAT IS MY..-Oh..Caps Lock.
  • Crying is not necessarily a sign of weak character. Sometimes it is a sign of strong onions.
  • Dying your cat yellow so your neighbours think you have a pet pikachu.
  • I swear people don’t know how long the things they say can stay in someone’s head.
  • That awkward moment when halfway through telling a story, you realize it’s pointless.  (VIA our Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff )
  • People with a good sense of humor have a better sense of life.

Silly Cat, Posing for a Picture:

Silly Cat Pictures

LOL! That is one massive & adorable smile 🙂 Put your mouse over this picture to share with your Facebook friends for more LIKEs & comments.

This is one MASSIVE Kangaroo…

That Kangaroo is scary big! Share this huge kangaroo with your Facebook friends for instant LIKE-ability & fascinating comments.

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