Make your weekend last longer, share these… Top 20 Status Posts: That awkward moment when you have crunchy food in a room full of silent people. Stop everything you’re doing. Think about me. You’re welcome. A good criterion for measuring success is the number of people you have made happy. Reminder: Buy low and sell […]
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Curious Kitty, Driving in Russia, and Top Status Posts
Use the best, share these… Top Statuses This Week On Facebook: Hey Subway, just make everything 5 dollars forever and shut the hell up. ( 100K+ Statuses: Funny Status 2 5★ Ratings) I love my toilet. We’ve been through a lot of crap together. “You look happy. Let me see what I can do about that.” – […]
Funny Dog Costume, Dem Eyes, and Top Facebook Statuses
Status Jokes for every occasion… Top Facebook Status Updates this week: I know! I’ll go on the Internet and complain! That’ll fix everything! ( 100K+ Statuses: Funny Status 2 5★ Ratings) I want the job where you push scared skydivers out of planes. Full Disclosure: I stole all these words from the dictionary. Sometimes you have to […]
Polar Bear Fun, Banana Cat, and Top Status Posts
Burning hot topics on Facebook… Top Status Posts This Week: When it comes to returning emails, I only have two speeds: within 3 seconds or within 3 months. ( 100K+ Statuses: Funny Status 2 5★ Ratings) There’s always that one person you regret giving your number to. Spongebob: “Can you hear me?” Patrick: “No, it’s to dark.” […]
Seagull Thief, Wise Elephant, and Top Status Posts
Most liked statuses, just for you… Top 15 Status Posts this week on Facebook: Go to Google. Type in “gullible” and you will see a picture of yourself. (*New* iPhone App: Funny Status 2 5★ Ratings) I wish I could just “like” a text so I didn’t have to respond. Dear radio stations, you do realize there […]
Trust Fall, Overly Excited Dog, & Top Status Posts
Keep your status fresh, post these… Top Facebook Statuses of the Week: Me watching olympics: oh wow, that was impressive! Announcer: ANOTHER DISASTROUS MISTAKE! ( Funny Status iPhone App ★★★★★) That awkward moment when you realize Gabby Douglas’ last name unscrambled is “USA Gold”. Congrats Gabby Douglas! Facebook is like a diary for me. An awesome funny diary […]