Status Jokes for every occasion…
Top Facebook Status Updates this week:
- I know! I’ll go on the Internet and complain! That’ll fix everything! ( 100K+ Statuses: Funny Status 2 5★ Ratings)
- I want the job where you push scared skydivers out of planes.
- Full Disclosure: I stole all these words from the dictionary.
- Sometimes you have to accept that the person you fall for isn’t ready to catch you.
- I get carried away sometimes… Usually because I refuse to leave.
- Rabbits jump & they live for 8 yrs. Dogs run & they live for 15 yrs. Turtles don’t do anything & they live for 150 years. LESSON LEARNED!
- I hate it when, I plan a conversation in my head, but the other person doesn’t follow the script.
- Just went downstairs alone to get a drink and didn’t run like hell upstairs after I turned the light off so I guess I’m a grownup now. (Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page )
- Bed is always the comfiest right at the time you are supposed to be getting out of it.
- I am pretty sure dry cleaning is a scam where they just laugh and rub money on your clothes then hang them back up in a plastic bag.
- It’s pretty scary that before facebook… All these thoughts and stuff just stayed in peoples heads.
- If I ever get off this couch, I’ll be unstoppable.
- A girl is allowed to be crazy, as long as she is equally hot.
- I hate that feeling when you wanna text someone, but you basically have nothing to say.
- I’m not lazy, I just really enjoy doing nothing. (Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff )
- I can’t take this long distance relationship anymore…Fridge, you’re coming to my room.
Shocking…cute…and scary all at the same time 🙂 Put your mouse cursor over ‘dem eyes’ to share this to your FB.
Awesome Dog Costume (warning: also a little disturbing/disgusting but, in that you can’t look away sort of thing.)
We warned you! Creative idea, yet it’s disgusting and I can’t look away. Darn you mesmerizing dog costume!!!
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